Daily Reptiles

One Reptile A Day

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The cutest danger noodle.

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‘Go on lad, fetch!’

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Step aside, my people need me.

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Suddenly straight outta nowhere. 🦎💥

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Well hello there cutie.

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Reptile facts.

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*Checks to see if I’ve still got ‘it’.

TOTALLY NAILS IT.

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WASH YOUR HANDS.

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They found Godzilla.

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How much would you need paying to do this job ?

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Oh hi there, whatcha doin’ ?

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‘Hey Gary, bet I can do more press-ups than you.’

‘Challenge accepted Dave.’

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2mins 30 seconds should do it Mr Snek.

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Errr...time to put him down now.

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‘Excuse me, but you seem to be sat in my seat.’
https://t.co/kxc267mntT

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‘Crocodiles can have 80 hatchlings.’
And all are born with tiny laser guns, and aren’t afraid to use them.
*turn on sound 🔊

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Snakes get thirsty too.
https://t.co/SBGwE0xbsw

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Ever seen a snake climb a rope?

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@DavidLammy Go back to sleep Dave

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@KatieeeeTaylor You do know this is a PARODY account don't you mate? 😂😂😨