Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami

I'm still the milkman.
You can call me Matt when the avatar isn't up.
Art tag: #KazamiDairy
Feel free to @ me or dm me.
buy me hats

[FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN]

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[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

Uno but instead of on the table you play the cards in the hand of the bro who fell asleep first if you wake bro up you lose jenga style but if you can coax him back to sleep without noticing the cards in his hand you're safe

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

Do you think Santa fixes his reindeer or do you think they're hanging nuts and dong every Christmas?

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

On halloween I saw a pregnant lady dressed as Elsa and I'm only just now realizing how haunting that is

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

Some people don't understand the sheer joy of cheering along with a bro's W. Like I'm watching a video of a guy looking up at the sky and someone in an airplane is making a smiley face in smoke and the whole neighborhood is cheering. Is it strange of me to cheer along?

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

Anyone who played Xenoblade 3, does it scratch the same itch that 2 does? The kinda combat where once you figure out how it works and plan out the perfect team you can fuckin nuke bosses or is it closer to one but you can be a robot? I only got so far in it.

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

@NeonPixelTTV Good thing you dodged those old people

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

Her: babe what's wrong why'd you pull out is everything okay
Him, dancing: buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it, charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it, write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, qu

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

@PinchiViper Ever.

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

Does Dan have his own Twitter? I need that tea!

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

Arin Hanson appeared in my feed today. I got curious and snooped his twitter since I haven't watched game grumps in a cool while. I heard a rumor a while ago that him and Suzy split up. Was genuinely happy though that they still seem to be going strong. Time to snoop on Danny~

[EpicUrianger 🔜 🦋 @EpicUrianger]

It hath occurred to me that there doth be a celebratory beverage of a Grimace nature. I hath procured said beverage, and shalt deliver it henceforth to mine fellow Scions. Mayhaps they shalt enjoy?

A most gracious Namesday to this "Grimacing" fellow. Letteth us take a taste!

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

A while ago I accidentally had a bandaid fall off my finger in a customer's bag and he stopped coming and fucking tonight he came in for the first time in a while and I LOST A BANDAID IN HIS BAG AGAIN I'm just gonna quit this job and crawl into a hole or something I hate this

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

Loving how early demon slayer Tanjiro is all like "I'll fight the demons to get stronger and it's my job and I want to save my sister but I'll show them whatever kindness I can"
And by the later parts of the series it's just "I'LL KILL YOUU REPENT MOTHERFUCKER HINOKAMI KAGURAAAA"

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

League of Legends coke review
7.8/10
Better than regular coke, not as good as regular pepsi
Too much water

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

Ehehehe it is time to stream hehehehe I am going to streeeeaming now with zeldaaa and the funny blue flute ehehe and it will be so random hehehehe and I will be haveing an alcohol or two hohohoh I am going live on the twitch nowowow
https://t.co/tm8A55WjiU

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

It really has been a long time I don't even remember how to set up obs anymore lol. Be live soon though

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

Hypothetically if I did a drunk zelda stream Sunday night what zelda should I play in trying to make an excuse to get rid of some of the alcohol in my fridge

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

@NeonPixelTTV Posting slander as usual I see

[Milkman Matt |🥛| Kaoru Kazami @DairyKaoru]

The masculine urge to SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP