Dais Parsons

I’m funny

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@rossteal Get one then

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I get to hear drunk people walk down my street every night again now that the pubs are open. Oh it had been so peaceful

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@rossteal This is one of the beaches close to where I grew up and I’ve literally never seen it this busy in my life. What is wrong with people?

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@AlexLewissssss @ThatGledhill Yeh I think so 😂😂

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@ShaunHyatt @shannan_jadexo @AdamTyndall123

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As if I just got this in an email for a job engaging with students in a shopping centre

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@LowArctic @BillieHeppell @AdamTyndall123

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It’s nice to be nice
It’s not nice to just be a cunt

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@AdamTyndall123 @zacmccormack11 Ahahahahhah

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@gingerninja_kev Just as I was replying to this, one of the cyclist guys came past and said “slip it on for me” to a saddle cover 😭😭

[garry @gwinefcc]

You’ve got to be the worst kind of heartless twat if you can go around slashing homeless people’s tents

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@AdamTyndall123 @DaBungalowClips @dickndom It honestly was the best thing at the time

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@gingerninja_kev Is it though?

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Been told I look like Velma after my hair cut by two completely different sources without prompt

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I don’t see it

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@AdamTyndall123 @ladbible Exactly what I’m talking about ❣️❣️

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I really like quavers

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@chloehepburn97 Come to one with me!🍻

[jessicaa @JessiccaaaS_]

Still bugging me I can’t find the lad on social media I worked 15 hours all day on Thursday at creamfields with. Harry from Cheltenham u der???? Retweet retweet 🤣🤣