Daisy

why be simpin when you can be pimpin

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

I graduated with my masters degree yesterday morning and then ended up in the drunk tank last night!! I think that really captures who I am

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

In all seriousness though I can’t hang anymore and my crazy drunk alter ego is being retired

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

Everyone: “how was your birthday weekend”
Me: “oh it was fun just hung out with friends”
Actually me on my birthday weekend

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

Who ever is in charge of my funeral pls play doses and mimosas

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

I literally wanna die why was I so cringy

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

Would 10/10 recommend having a bob the builder bf 😍

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

My period started doing this really fun thing where I’ll have a decently heavy flow for 3 days and then I spot and I think im done but then the next day I am back to a heavy flow 😅

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

Wearing thongs when you have GI problems is truly so humbling

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

My birthday next year is my golden birthday and I want to have a themed party where everyone shows up as a jack black character. I'm obvi gonna be luchidore nacho Libre jack black

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

@earth_slut I love Taylor swift but this album fell a little flat for me. The lyrics were amazing but they got lost in the track. I love her folksy stuff. Some guy did a cover of anti hero as a folk song and it was amazing!!

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

I took my Adderall and my Americano had 3 shots of espresso my brain is on x games mode

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

@earth_slut This is my dream

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"my credit score has gone up 100 points since breaking up with him" okay slay

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I'm getting a 3rd covid booster today and my flu shot so I'm about to have hella 5G in my brain

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

@avaalicia1 Truly unbelievable

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

This guy at the bar asked what I did for a living and I said guess and he said porn star cuz you have big tits

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

I am insane and delusional

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

@earth_slut BRO SAME I'm ready to fuck anything that moves what is happening

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

I don't wanna go home 😭

[Daisy @Daisy07315577]

Ready to go absolutely feral in Bozeman