DK

Narrative maker, chaos creator.
Spurs - always.

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The UK as Dylan fucks up his Scone bake.

#GBBO #bakeoff

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@ben_bowman_ Absolutely not

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@GaryRWard Coupled with the fact he wanted a higher salary at Juve to renew, cannot see Spurs going anywhere near it, sadly.

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@GaryRWard Terrible reporting from him. Even though Italy report net salaries, he's still miles off.

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@GrumpyOldM79813 I pray for your survival.

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8 days until the World Cup saves my mental health.

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@chrisTHFC13 @LikeAnsi 420k a week. Absolutely no chance we pay near that.

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Panna Cotta is a weakness.

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Actual grown humans nicking stuff from Poundland.

Google - Show me the definition of ultimate chav.

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My eyes look hideously tired. Uncle Festa got away lightly.

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I cant take shots at women as a group for it, but the jeans trend is fair game:

Some of these new jean cuts really said fashion forward but forgot wearable in daylight.

Women somehow pull them off like runway models, Men? Na. Fido Dido from 7UP vibes.

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@GrumpyOldM79813 Thank you, buddy

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The people who crated Linkedin don't even know how Linkedin works.

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@GrumpyOldM79813 Sadly, I have to use it again to try and land a new role. I'd rather take a hard pass.

Too many shit motivational quotes with shonky blue sky and mountain imagery. Makes my stomach turn.

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Weekly routine be like:

Sunday -Download hinge
Wednesday - Delete hinge

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@nicolasanderso1 @ecjvxx @LidlGB Its a hard pass from me on approval.

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Wow. My today tiredness is wild. Think I could sleep for a month.

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@Kish_P14 They would take both over Leao. Even crazier.

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Harry Wilson.

Raise your standards.