Austin Hale

aspiring business management associate

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

Sure, they have the Travis Scott “you know why I’m here” special at McDonald’s, but do you remember the 2006 McDonald’s rap?

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

The other day and for no reason at all, other than curiousity. I decided to run some calculations to see how long it approximately took for me to talk via telecommunications to my brother who lives in California. ~.2496 seconds, wild.

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

The TSA took my chik-fil-a yogurt this morning
TSA: sir we need to additionally screen you.
Me: it’s yogurt.
TSA:

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

Went to McDonald's for breakfast, got too much(typical Austin) went to airport, gave extra food to TSA agent. flight delayed 5 hours. Got only available seat, next flight out, free first class upgrade. Small gestures make a huge difference, and what goes around, comes around.🤗

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

Meet Odin Hale, the goodest boy.

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

The ice maker in our home hasn’t worked correctly since we moved in, last night I took it apart and fixed it. This is how I felt this morning, when we had a full ice box.

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

Bought me a pad for the parties😜

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

Bacon cheeseburger, parmesan crisp, slathered with #midwestfresh Spicy Bacon Jam. Do yourself a favor and get it @meijer

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

Assuming Trout bats 483.75 times a year (his average) 430M/12 years. Trout makes ~$74,074.07 per AB.

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

What is work without a few good office pranks?

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

*mean dad at walmart
“Son, we look with our eyes, not hands, QUIT touching things.
*me, a hilarious guy, runs down the isle using my hand as a hook to knock every toy into my card
“Look at all this cool stuff!”

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

Do yourself a favor and don’t even try to compete.

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

Gotta work on me, but believe in him.

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

*talking with tanner about getting into bed
Tanner: what do you call a woman with those fish leg things?
Me: a mermaid?
T: yeah that...
My friends, I tell you what.😂

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

@alaynajo3

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

If anyone has the world's goods and sees his brother in need, yet closes his heart against him, how does God's love abide in him? Let us not love in word or talk but in deed and in truth.
1 John 3:17-18

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

I’m 23 and spent my Saturday around a bonfire making s’mores with my 2 best friends. #livinlarge

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

When I get where I'm going, There'll be only happy tears. I will shed the sins and struggles I have carried all these years.

[Austin Hale @DakHalestorm]

@alaynajo3