Dakota✂

Stylist at FIX salon & spa Elkhart IN.
Married to my numero uno.
Momma to Hunter John

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

WHAT THE HELL HOBBY LOBBY

[Ashley @ashmramirez]

Was anyone else aware that Hobby Lobby no longer has the 40% off coupon code anymore??? Anyone else as devastated as I am?!

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

There is not many things that annoy me more than when someone tries to talk to me while I'm reading. Like, did the death look I gave you not give it away?

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

People who say 2020 has been the longest year obviously didn't have a baby in the beginning of the it😅

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

Imagine having enough friends to have a friendsgiving😅

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

@lexitay229 Be grateful for that. Literally anything that you can legally hunt in indiana, he hunts. Deer, ducks,geese,turkey,rabbit, coon, coyote, you name it. And then fishes when nothing is in season. The only way I see him is if I go along😅

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

More like "I'm going hunting after work and every day I'm off until the season is over....🙄

[l e x ➵ @lexitay229]

Why can’t it be “I planned something special for us tonight” instead of “iM GoInG hUntInG aFtEr WoRk fOr ThE rEsT Of ThE wEeK”🥴

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

@lexitay229 Yup or waterfowl season 🙃

[RawBeautyKristi @RawBeautyKristi]

Baby stuff is SO EXPENSIVE OMGGGG

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

"We gotta yeet this virus" 😂😂😂

[First We Feast @firstwefeast]

& now an important announcement from #HotOnes’ friend Paul Rudd! WEAR A MASK & watch until the end for a special cameo. WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT?

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

Hubby was goofing around and knocked my entire FULL glass of iced coffee over. And then acted shocked that I was pissed. Like, dude. I haven't had my coffee yet. Of course I'm over dramatically mad. Use your brain.

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

PSA if you are gonna show your hairdresser a picture of what you want your hair to look like, please make sure you camera roll isn't full of some girl's nudes. It makes it less awkward. K bye.

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

Granted, yesterday he spent the entire day with my mother in law and that would exhaust anyone...

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

Hunter did a 6 hour stretch last night and I feel SO rested. Hallelujah

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

How does one NOT cry while putting all the clothes your baby outgrew into storage??sos

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

@BrooklynBitting Yeah next time he went to the store he got 2 boxes of it...

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

My husband, who is 25, has never tried lucky charms. We have lived together for almost 4 years and we almost always have it at our house because I like it. I have been trying to get him to try it for that same amount of time. He finally tried it today
"That's pretty damn good"
🤦‍♀️

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

How do I lose burp cloths SO fast???

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

I miss the hospital ice🧊

[Dakota✂ @DakotaBitting]

I told my husband that a slushy from speedway sounded so good. And he didn't go get me one. The nerve of that man...