DÆxwell

#GATA

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

José Ureña is a coward

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Zlatan is not human!

His MLS debut goal was simply SPECTACULAR. 🦁😱

[DÆxwell @DakotaWard4]

@b_saunders24 ATTA BOYYYYYY

[Landon McLellan @L_Mac20]

Getting last place in our fantasy football league = going on a date with a blowup doll: a thread

[Amy Coleman @amyadelecoleman]

142. almost that time of year
https://t.co/VLS2F7WVZh

[mays gilliam @djelzee]

lmfaoooo the punch 😭😭😭😭 Pearl turned around like “is this really what you want, Betty?” https://t.co/msC9RUKd0P

[Verified Account @THEREALTYMULA]

First day on the job ..... this finna be a breeze 🙅🏾‍♂️😭 https://t.co/vMtGD9XDYn

[Kerwin Roach II @KLR_doce]

She told me if I messed up her hair on tv I would be grounded for a month 😹😹😹 https://t.co/bBrbeQ2gf0

[ESPN @espn]

Tonight.

[WMAR-2 News @WMAR2News]

UPDATE: A spokesman for the Baltimore City Fire Dept has confirmed the source of the odor was a pumpkin spice air freshener https://t.co/JvYiezuFvJ

[Scram @DammmnCam]

Ok but what is the cameraman driving? https://t.co/kqYiRFCXsL