#Barbie is better than it has any right to be. Never did I expect that a movie about a toy doll could make me self-reflect on my core beliefs. See it as soon as possible. #TickPics#BarbieTheMovie @megaplextheatre #IamKenough
#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles#MutantMayhem is the first time the IP has put an emphasis on the “teenage.” The voice actors ooze with adolescent charm and with spurts of gross-out humor and energetic actions sequences, it’s worth a Discount Tuesday. #TickPics#TMNT @megaplextheatre
#HauntedMansion is not very scary, not very funny, and it lacks the charming camp of the park attraction. I appreciate how the writers integrated moments from the ride into the story. See it on Discount Tuesday… if you dare. Muahaha! #TickPics@Cinemark
#Oppenheimer is a character study that’s as heavy and dense as plutonium. It’s filled wall-to-wall with crucial dialogue and vital characters that demand your attention. Come prepared to think, be challenged, and with an empty bladder. #TickPics@Cinemark
#AsteroidCity is boilerplate Wes Anderson. Fans of his work will find what they expect: a star
-studded cast inside a symmetrical frame delivering dry wit. Save a trip and stream it at home. #TickPics @megaplextheatre
#IndianaJones and the Dial of Destiny is the OK-est Indy movie yet. It’s fun to see Ford crack the whip, even if he is playing 2nd fiddle. Action scenes go on too long and they’re mostly Indy driving. Not the last ride I was hoping for but fun for a Discount Tuesday. #TickPics
#Elemental is an allegory about the immigrant experience, family duty, racism, and how love can be a melting pot. With these themes, parents might get more out of it than kids. It’s not top-tier #Pixar, but even when they’re mid, they can still produce waterworks. #TickPics
#Transformers#RiseOfTheBeasts is another ⌘C, ⌘V story about stoping the bad guys from finding a thing, that’s inside another thing, that opens a sky portal that destroys the world. Fans looking for #BeastWars nostalgia won’t find it here. #TickPics
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#TheFlashMovie is a mess from start to ‘member-berry end. The special FX are uncanny valley as a rush to market answer to Marvel’s No Way Home. As cool as it is seeing Michael Keaton as Batman, it’s something to enjoy when it hits Redbox.
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#SpiderMan Across the #SpiderVerse doesn’t quite web-sling over the bar set by it predecessor. It successfully builds on its foundation with heart, frenetic gags, and succeeds at being the Back to the Future part II of the series. #TickPics
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#TheLittleMermaid is a faithful remake of the animated classic which works to its benefit and its detriment—it tickles all the right ‘member berries but also reminds you that a better version is sitting in a VHS clamshell case.
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.@McDonalds, please rethink your decision to grill onions with every burger. Despite your thinking, onions are not universally loved by all your customers.
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