Dale Burkhardt

Father of 4. Husband. Small Business Owner. The only time I set the bar is for limbo

[Dale Burkhardt @DaleBurkhardt]

@milesburkhardt_ Disgraceful! Couldn’t even let a Dale know he wasn’t coming to Turkey day! #LAME

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@wilsonburkhardt Seems the only thing you know is disrespecting your daddy. Do I need to pull York the Yardstick out of the attic and give ya a good ole fashioned Burkhardt beat down?

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@shaquil82074055 Wish I could still pump out saplings like that guy!

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My grand niece Caitlin would never shamelessly stat pad like this! #caitlinclarkwouldnever

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Angel Reese shameless stat padding to get a double-double 😭

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@elonmusk can you make me verified when you own Twitter

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That’s my sauce!

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

🚨it's Szechuan Sauce day🚨

comment szechuan and i’ll tell u which packet u are

[Dale Burkhardt @DaleBurkhardt]

Wilt Chamerlain would have eaten you alive and laughed while doing it

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@EthanVanSciver That’s my son!

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@fritzfritz2020 @JulieBurkhard11 @DorryBurkhardt @shaquil82074055 @milesburkhardt_ A child of God wouldn’t use his name in vain or spell it like a hillbilly, you wench

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@fritzfritz2020 @JulieBurkhard11 @DorryBurkhardt @shaquil82074055 @milesburkhardt_ Nein, wir sprechen Deutsch, du Grusellady

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I would do indescribable things to these cinnamon rolls

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What is a wordle

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@JulieBurkhard11 @wilsonburkhardt

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@JanisBurkhardt5 THAT’S MY WIFE!

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#relatable

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

smells like groin tightness is in the forecast.

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@JulieBurkhard11 @AlBurkhardt0 Who needed those when you had Burkhardt birthday bashes! Remember pin the tail on the drunk with Uncle Lenny? @shaquil82074055

[Dale Burkhardt @DaleBurkhardt]

@benny_burkhardt Says the kid who spray painted “ACAB” on the local police station after he was caught robbing Happy Meal toys from McDonalds