Dale Chambless

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[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

Just found a new parody account. Everyone follow @AnnLesbyPhD. You'll never find more ridiculous, ignorant, drivel being espoused anywhere on the internet. 10/10 recommend for a laugh.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Progressives have given away their two favorite go to responses on abortion.

“My body my choice” rings pretty hollow after Vax mandates.

“It’s a women’s issue” is tough if there’s no definition of woman.

[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

This is exactly what I envision the Metaverse being.

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

We need a way to lure old world leaders into reality simulators where they think they still have power but are actually inside a hologram.

[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
As the father of two fiercely competitive, naturally born girls, this makes me so angry. Where are my girls supposed to find fair competition now that the @NCAA has abandoned reason?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

“It means the world to be here.”

Lia Thomas spoke about swimming in the NCAA women's championships.

[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

@PlayaSharon @RVAwonk What are you staying alive for if not to be with loved ones?

[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

@RVAwonk "Milder" means it isn't as bad as you had it. There is no indication that omicron makes you lose you sense of smell or taste. Have you seen the list of symptoms? It looks like it's a mild cold. Please stop catastrophizing.

[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

@POTUS I've got three of those 6 million jobs and STILL can't pay my rent. Thanks, Biden. #LetsGoBrandon

[Mark J. Perry @Mark_J_Perry]

Just out today: @OhioState has a small army of 132 "diversicrats" at an avg. salary of $77,000 and total est. payroll cost of $13.4M, which would cover in-state tuition for 1,120 students
https://t.co/C80vP05kvJ @jennsmola @CollegeFix @FreemanWSJ @stevenfhayward @charliekirk11

[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

@Claudia_Sahm Why are you so afraid of a University actually seeking truth?

[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

I was never great at math 78+17=95%. So how many unvaccinated people are being hospitalized? I'm asking for a friend. #facts

[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

@Steve10mo1966 @EricRWeinstein No one sane assumes evil intent. But we've proven irresponsibility, recklessness, and lies under oath. Can we deal with those in a responsible manner instead of pretending like nothing happened?

[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

@SethMacFarlane @RadioFreeTom Look closer Seth. You're still part of the problem.

[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

@saribethrose Because their taxes pay for it and they should have a say in what "society" is teaching the future generations.

[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

@xctlot All of it. All of it is for theater.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

@SethMacFarlane Vote no on taking political advice from "celebrities"

[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

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[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

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[Dale Chambless @DaleChambless]

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