Special Agent Cooper

FBI Special Agent. Doughnut and coffee enthusiast. Tibetan freedom fighter. (this is a fan account)

[Special Agent Cooper @DaleCooperProbs]

Dianne: there was a bee in my hotel room. I hate bees. It was very bad. I was unable to keep the fear from my mind. #TwinPeaks #coooperprobs

[Special Agent Cooper @DaleCooperProbs]

Dianne: although I excel at games of skill and logic, I am actually quite terrible at UNO.
#cooperprobs #TwinPeaks #dalecooper

[Special Agent Cooper @DaleCooperProbs]

Dianne: It pains me greatly to say that although the year is 2015, Tibet is still not free. #cooperproblems #TwinPeaks

[Special Agent Cooper @DaleCooperProbs]

Dianne: Why do the record players and radios in #TwinPeaks only play the same eleven songs? this town is very strange. #cooperproblems

[Special Agent Cooper @DaleCooperProbs]

Dianne: While at the urinal I saw a shadow out of the corner of my eye. Thinking it was BOB, I upholstered my gun. Andy's fly was stuck.

[Special Agent Cooper @DaleCooperProbs]

dianne: this morning lucy laid out the donuts in a semi-circle instead of the traditional two stack arrangement. #cooperproblems #twinpeaks

[Special Agent Cooper @DaleCooperProbs]

Dianne: I set up an account on site called "Twitter." I will do my best to catalouge the kinds of pie i am eating in 150 characters or less.