Dale Deplitch

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[Dale Deplitch @DaleDeplitch]

@gonortheast is the 10a service running? Nothing tracking on your app

[Dale Deplitch @DaleDeplitch]

@CaribCricket Hope you had a nice first day at school buddy

[Dale Deplitch @DaleDeplitch]

@cricket_badger Absolutely right. My daughter just starting to take an interest and if that helps, great. How insecure a bloke do you have to be to feel put out by this?

[Dale Deplitch @DaleDeplitch]

@rfwilko He's 5'5 😂

[Dale Deplitch @DaleDeplitch]

@rfwilko That's the fun bit, there is no right bowl 😅😭

[Dale Deplitch @DaleDeplitch]

@rfwilko I've already dealt with one tantrum because I used the wrong bowl for breakfast 🙃🙃

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨

Watch the trailer…

[Dale Deplitch @DaleDeplitch]

@gonortheast any idea where the 10a to blackhall mill due at Blaydon 16.52 is? It has disappeared from the tracker and not arrived

[Dale Deplitch @DaleDeplitch]

@TheMiddleStump Have a day off mate 😂

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Starmer: “The only time he ran in a competitve election he got trounced by the former Prime Minister, who herself got beaten by a lettuce.”

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

1/ Congratulations to @grantshapps on his appointment, the 5th BEIS Secretary of THIS Parliament. Fair play to him, one of his aliases was Michael Green, which could be a good sign. 🙂

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

Colin from Portsmouth on U-turns. #torychaos

[Dale Deplitch @DaleDeplitch]

@nocontextfm1 I won one for a guy I nagged about training so he then went on a nightclub bender... Totally worth the 20k...

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

The UK media reporting brexit

[Jennifer Williams @JenWilliams_FT]

New research out from @IPPRNorth today shows public spending since ‘levelling up’ was unveiled - three years ago this week - has risen more in London than anywhere else; lowest rises in the north. It says levelling up has been ‘business as usual’

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

RETWEET IF YOU'RE WITH WHO DEY NATION!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'roundaboutation' (19th century): bloviating or evasive talk that focuses on everything but the subject in hand.

[Dale Deplitch @DaleDeplitch]

@rfwilko I'd cry if someone took my bullet points away.
Also can you remind me exactly where I'm supposed to hide the cash?..

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

THAT'S WHY YOU DRAFT A KICKER!

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

Our sweary new video has had half a million views in less than 24 hours (combined across Twitter and YouTube)! Looks like a lot of people aren't in the mood to forgive or forget @BorisJohnson @Conservatives