Dale Mackey

I do @dalesfriedpies and @centralknox. she/her

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

@AdeemTheArtist @Twitter @vandoliers So the genie was covered in popcorn? Wanna make sure I understand the first part before moving to the next.

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

Awww you got me nostalgic for that special disparity between the people who seemed to actually live in my old neighborhood and the people who complained online about living in my old neighborhood. 🇺🇸

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

I just can’t imagine that things would be much worse rn if a few more of our moms had gotten a few more of those abortions they didn’t get.

[Anna @Ms_Anna]

I meant to tweet this earlier, but if @AdeemTheArtist ever tells you they "had an idea" do not ever, ever trust what they're about to say

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

@BillyWayneDavis Hahahahahahahahaha

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

Before you criticize Elon Musk’s politics, remember he’s the reason we have the hyperloop train that gets you from LA to SF in one hour.

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

YAY MY SIZE IS FUCKING #WINNING

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

Lol they’re taking the milk away from the babies they’re so excited to force we have. So I get it now, it’s not just fear it’s like pure fucking evil 🤷‍♀️ https://t.co/ZafBXwuPRW

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

Russian Roulette: porn or another mail in the coffin?

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

Just posted a photo @ The Central Collective https://t.co/EwE5anxMiH

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

@AdeemTheArtist Find the lie 💅🏼

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

I can confidently say that I could make any piece of furniture I’ve ever seen, no problem. I cannot prove it but I can say it.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

God where did we go wrong

[Richard Dreyfuss @RichardDreyfuss]

I’m incredibly grateful to everyone who has enjoyed my films. I am very proud of my filmography. I admit I’ve made some terrible movies but for the first thirty years that was just because the movie wasn’t as good as the script, and in the last 20 years it’s just because of money

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

@highfivehannie 👏👏👏👏

[Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel]

I have a Bob Saget story to share.

I never really met him. But in 2007 Guster was playing at the Boston Opera House. We noticed that Saget was performing a sold out show at the Orpheum down the street, and we thought it’d be funny to invite him to appear on stage with us...

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

@highfivehannie Are we absolutely sure you’re right about not being dead?

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

@rocknrollsoapbx Snownut hole.

[Dale Mackey @DaleMackey1]

@AdeemTheArtist Isley can take care of me any time. I need lots of care and someone to enforce a strict bedtime.