Dale Sphincter

•Ex AAA baseball broadcaster (Memphis Redbirds) •All things Baseball •All things Women • Naval Warship Specialist ⛴️•Retired Navy Veteran

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

@HadleyBaseball I mean this is just ridiculous, the bat boy is the only one making contact the whole night. Poor kid has to stand up and fight for his team that has lost 3 straight games. Maybe put Jace in the lineup, sounds like he’s the only player who cares. #stayhard #MNball

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

My grandson showed me this new app called Chant TGP or something and said I could ask it anything for quick answers. So I asked who was in the running for best team in class C… supposedly @OrtonvilleRox didn’t make the cut.
Tradition shows heart! Thoughts???@ErnieHammer97

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

Many of you know @TigerWoods, he is a dear friend of mine and man does he like to make an entrance! Charlie and I have never been afraid to get in the car with him. Anywho, can’t wait to be pulling up to “Knocking out Cancer” like Mr. Woods! June 6th hosted by @Colognebaseball

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

The ol ball and chain hasn’t let the BIG D Man in on any action lately soo I brought my luck to the casino!
Finally a place where I can rip a heater inside without getting yelled at. #winnerwinnerstrippersfordinner

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

@ErnieHammer97 @Gbigtimeballer @ChopperBrewster She knew what was best for our bodies, the boys are just mad that I was the one who got to settle her down. Never seen such ambition in a young gal. Obviously she knew who to pick when it came down to it. Learned a lot from those ladies in Thailand when stationed. #stayyoung

[Ernie Hammer Jr. @ErnieHammer97]

People thought Hammer didn’t understand Ball! Called this in march!

Hammer knows ball, and your mother knows Hammer!

1 for 2 on my szn predictions. Petron may have won the game today, but he sure as hell is losing the war!

#NoPlayPetron #Pistolpete #zerofuzz @PierzLakers

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

Who knew you’d get kicked out of the MN state baseball tournament after throwing up on the beer servers… they cut me off for the 5th year in a row. Snuck back through the player entrance wearing a Roseau Royals uni. Free autographs if you can find me. 🍻🍻

[Ernie Hammer Jr. @ErnieHammer97]

Well well well, if it isn’t hot boy Summer Crankin Full-Throttle!!! Man oh man the Hammer has still Got it!!!

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

She asked me if I could go more than one round tonight… obviously she don’t know what shes working with. #zeroFORseven

[GeraldHendersonIV @geraldheniv]

Can’t wait to see Cam Miller and Max Brosmer prosper in the NFL.
The type of guys I would want my daughter to be bangin and bringing home for supper.
Not no thug like Shedeur.

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

No surprise, ex football player throwing his life away. Good running back for many years but do yall remember him in the celebrity softball game!? When 6-8 with 3 double and 5 RBIs. Let’s just say he was one of the BEST SWITCH HITTERS in the game!

[CrimeWatchMpls @CrimeWatchMpls]

NEW: Adrian Peterson has been booked into Hennepin County Jail on DWI this morning.

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

You know what they say fellas. @HarryGDong877 @ZaccyRo1776
An Axe may forget the trees it’s chopped but the trees never forget the axe that brought them down.

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

Just meet the many that circumcised me back in 82’ and he pretended to not remember me… come on Doc though we was boys!

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

@rogerroughsand Doctor Manny is the only recommendation I’d give to anyone! You’ll feel like a new man just a couple inches shorter.

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

Dale dont hide behind the screen. Not my fault your girl wanted a taste of pure raw enlightenment. Anywho🍻 Drop a line if you a Dime. #10sOnly

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

@ErnieHammer97 Can’t wait to see these text messages the Hammer sent. Gonna be the top season of 2026! #Chubbylove

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

@ErnieHammer97 @ChopperBrewster @geraldheniv @townball_o @MarvinPuckett87 @Gbigtimeballer No, but it does make daycare a little awkward. Nap time for some, workout for others. #cradlesnatcher

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

There are 2 things I admire in the spring. White women and the fresh smell of ass. Booty shorts make their debut this month! Get ready fellas 🔜
#getagrip #walkingthedog

[sydney sweeney crave @sydneycrave]

SYDNEY SWEENEY.

[Chester “Butch” Diel @Badboybutch69]

Hey @smackinseeds you need to collaborate with @dotspretzels for a flavor. Would be a game changer this summer.

Butch

[Dale Sphincter @DaleSphinter58]

@ZaccyRo1776 Happy for you Chulo! I gave the BBW a try right after 9/11 happened in 01, I told her to sit on my face and boy talk about suffocating. I was pronounced dead 9/12/2001 at 10:39pm but on the 3rd shock was resuscitated. I don’t fuck with BBW no more, just blonde bitches😏#Drowning