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@PopFitClothing Thanks for the free socks! I'm putting them to good use

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@WhoGivesACrapTP you might want to reconsider how your TP and paper towel boxes look when shipped together 😂

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@MangoUltra @ViAmitia Oh god not APRON 😨 the scariest character of all time

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So today I discovered that filters work on my dog

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@mattdinniman Matt, Matt! I made a "Dungeon Crawler Carl" song! :D
https://t.co/Nkpu5zequK

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I just found an item labelled "wall" in my to-do list, and I have absolutely no idea what that was supposed to remind me to do.

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@MissLiLRainbow @theworldofdog The legs are trying to move faster than the body can keep up

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@dog_rates Maxie the tripawd in his pirate costume, complete with peg-leg!

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@xiipre @I_am_Dov @MovingToTheSun Jake Sully, come with me if you want to live

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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @TheChowderhead]

I cannot believe I'm gonna agree with the AP style guide. Instead of saying "The French", please say "Les erreurs de Dieu", which is the proper term for those from France.

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@nanadouken Has someone done this yet?

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@heathercappu Personally, the real estate of my mind is occupied by "Soccer Monster" https://t.co/fBYfnrPXhG

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@ShaneFarrell178 @mervatim Okay I know people here are arguing if it's a good idea for 5 year olds to boil water by themselves, but I think we can ALL agree that 5 year olds should not have unsupervised access to a hatchet

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@satanic_temple_ I'm a member, and I love the first billboard, but wtf is the second one?? Is the argument that abortion should be safe and legal because it would have prevented Hitler/Nazis??

[yahiamice. @Yahiamice]

What if you

Wanted to go to heaven

but God said

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@MorningBrew Can't believe no one has said "rats live on no evil star" (not only a palindrome, but each word is reflected perfectly)

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@rhettmc lookin' good!

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@MoonPie Making some care packages for the homeless in my neighborhood. Each bag contains a beanie, gloves, 3 pairs of socks, hand sanitizer, toothpaste and toothbrush, and (of course) a moonpie.

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@mulaney My Reddit Secret Santa rematch didn't get a gift from their partner. Give them the best gift ever and shoutout to user Thebestpup?

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@Russia_NC What is happening here?