Dale Chippendale

Fucking right man! Everday i wake up and just get fucked off keystones!

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

I'm gonna stay at this bar til the strange come in, and then I'm gonna drink til they're hot

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

Put a vibrator up this chicks ass last nite. Hope her boyfriend finds it tomorrow. #skybottlelife

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

You know what it means if you like anal...you like anal

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

I'm my past life I was a catdog

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

My rim jobs are so good they will make you shit...literally

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

Pizza box rule: sit on Robbie's face

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

Pizza box rule: fuck Robbie

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

They're all hot, even the black ones

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

Want a lapdance

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

This bitch just took my beer from me at sheetz

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

You know what, I bet you have a big cock

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

Fortune cookie: never fear the backdoor

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

I used to take a thermometer in the ass when I was a kid

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

That's not cum that's candy apple

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

I got a box of aids, I do believe it's yours

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

I got AIDS, you want some?

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

Trayvon Martin had it comin to him. Real nigga shit

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

Do you think I could go to dollar general and get some cheap undies?

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

Lick my boom boom sauce nigga

[Dale Chippendale @Daleskybottle28]

Is sheetz fucking retarded? They gave me 2 hot dogs and 1 bun