Arthur Daley

Loveable rogue

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So many geezers on Twitter have a terrible Napoleon complex.

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I find most of my contacts up The Winchester.
Here I am, hard at work.

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You'd have to go a very long way to find another fella as friendly as Terry.

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Gets a bit lively up The Winchester.

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Another nice little earner.
You're on a winner 'ere, Terrance old son.

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Terry doesn't always display the profound gratitude you'd expect him to.

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Don't tell 'Er Indoors...

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You know where to come for a bargain motor.

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Cauliflower straight in the mush.
Oldest trick in the book.

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Terry will do himself a mischief one of these days.

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Don't understand any of this ditching women at the darts or motor racing.
#NoNeedForThatSortaMisogyny

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Word to the wise.

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Fortunately 'Er Indoors isn't on Twitter.

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The world is your lobster, Derek, old son.
Trust me.
This time next year, we'll be millionaires.

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Always thinkin' up another nice little earner.

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Never forget.

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Class.