Dalila♡

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[Dalila♡ @Dalilaesp5]

You can’t have your cake and eat it too!

[SD @siadaisy_]

i dont think french people realise how funny they are

[malakai @saintpatties]

me on french protest twitter

[gaut @0xgaut]

car insurance companies watching the roadster demo

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Police: Pull over.

Me:

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan

[hm @sexxydecoy]

If i ever say “right right” its like this

[dominique☼ @saokodomi]

was $7 in 2021 btw

[skand @binarySmith18]

you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six

[ds00za @ds00za]

Law Roach is gonna buy it secretly and vault it until Zendaya and Spider-Man split.

[🏷️ @AntagoniZt_]

Once you stop taking pictures of yourself it’s a wrap 😂

[Prello @DPrello]

The guy who voted 23 times to deny Americans mandatory paid sick leave just returned back to work at the Senate after receiving 92 days of paid leave

[Paully B @boringbuildr]

Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Ted Cruz is aggressively booed in Austin, Texas: “Ted, you suck!”

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Jimmy Kimmel welcomes James Talarico on his show after Trump's FCC censored the interview on television:

"We are bypassing the public airwaves and hosting this interview on YouTube, even though our government would clearly prefer that we not do it at all."

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions.

At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel announces his interview with Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico will NOT air on ABC tomorrow, saying Trump’s FCC has threatened him, his show, ABC, its affiliates, and local stations over “simple traditional editorial decisions” and guest bookings.

Kimmel says the full interview will instead be posted to YouTube: “In the America we live in right now, that is the best that we can do until November.”