Daliso Chaponda

Came 3rd on BGT 2017. Since then, appeared on QI, The Royal Variety, The Now Show, The News Quiz and his Rose D'or nominate Radio 4 series Citizen of Nowhere

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@Brendan_Smurfy Delicious

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@danwootton @SaulStaniforth @AyoCaesar @Suffragent_ Ill fix it for u. They were a bunch of 'massive dicks'. Better?

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@HorrorPaperback Seasons 1-5 are a complete story. Just watch that if ovrrwhelmed

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@dttania1ojx Use the top pencil to be a '-'. -60

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@undeadmedia_ Jokes are how comedians show love.

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The idea that 'Bradford has fallen' and is under Sharia law is a bizarre claim. A recent gig in Bradford revealed a surprisingly 'lax' version of Sharia law, with women on a hen do. Seems England is still pretty safe from 'the replacement.' #Bradford #Humor #Culture

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This weekend's gigs. @hopemilltheatre @RegentTheatre Stoke On Trent , @CityScreenYork

If youre near, see you there!!

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@TasleemKha9758 600 of course

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@farman4x 135

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@farman4x 27 of course

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@SciFiWorld_ Being john malkovich

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Hey @grok, Claude says you smell bad

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@_dave_mccoy Because it looks good.

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@DharmaKarmaStar Put that damn duvet in the laundromat and wash it with holy water while chanting.

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@farman4x 36

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See ya there Mofo’s xxx

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Aw The Pilgrimage is on tonight BBC2 8pm!
Hanging on to the sword felt so right at the time - belief is all
@JayMcGuiness Harry Clark @nelufar @dalisochaponda @RunJumpStefReid @JeffBrazier @BBCiPlayer @BBCTwo @ctvc

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@primenova59 This sounds like a job for ...

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@joshxhowie Its in the bloody oath

"In whitest day
In blackest night
No snowflake shall escape soft light
Let those who fear the words i write
Beware black power
Green lanterns light"

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@joshxhowie Yes. The parents behave in crazy manners. Which is why maybe their words are not reliable. I'd not take nurse ratched's philosophy as gospel either.