Dallace

A lover of rules and communication, though I frequently fail at both.

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

Didn't realize my apartment didn't include a micro, and decided to challenge myself to go without. Warm everything in the toaster oven or a skillet, and food quality is dramatically improved! #microwavegoodbye @doughboyspod

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

@whha11 @NBCTheVoice What happened

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Haiku time: https://t.co/my20ohEXJM #poetry

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

Hey guys cool news the train that runs by my apartment 6 times a day got a new "whistle." The old one must have been getting too soft

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

"You don't have to figure out the future. You just have to figure out what to wear tonight." #newmotto #wisdomfromaginger

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

My favorite time of year is first day of school pics. #bestuseofsocialmedia #floodthefeedwithhappiness

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

Experts say baking for those you love is good for your well-being (so please bring us brownies) https://t.co/p0FYDewPvB via @hellogiggles

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

Every sunrise is a reminder that the Lord's mercies are renwed and He is faithful regardless of what we've done

[Chris Wright @CSTwright]

It's official, we are OPEN!!!!! Come on over and have a snack. #purposesnackery #openforbusiness… https://t.co/Dbw7uuGfn7

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

Rainy night, house to myself, Florida in my veins...OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS #loveisanopenwindow #ibleedhumidity

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

Even if I had enough money not to shop at Family Dollar, I would still shop at Family Dollar. #noshame #savingdollars #takingnames

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

@kristenmaddux I'm back, peaches! :) #hashbrown #couldntstayawaybaby

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

Are Saturday morning cartoons still a thing?

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

So much has happened in the two years since I've tweeted. People are like, hilarious on Twitter now. I couldn't stay away.

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

Is there a tactful way to take a nap at Starbucks? #anotherespressoplease

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

@LindsNicoleM this cracks me up too!! Used to have to sit in that classroom for 4 hours at a time. You brightened my day! #goodtimes

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

I'm so white-girl-happy to see the handcrafted #Starbucks Doubleshot on the menu now. I don't have to figure out how to ask for it anymore!

[Tampa Police Department @TampaPD]

To reiterate, no shots fired at I Mall. We believe shoppers mistaking breaking glass for gunfire.

[Dallace @Dallacebell]

#mcm is MINI Cooper Monday, right? #minicooper #stillinlove http://t.co/5NFzCTRoT1