Dallas

big,light, tall fun lovin easy goin person

[adult swim @adultswim]

Have a snack until Season 3 arrives

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

What the F is Woke? lol Like I give a Fuck.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Uncle Gabe @GabeBiwit10]

Puss in Boots is better than Avatar

[Uncle Gabe @GabeBiwit10]

I’d rather spend 3 hours and 12 minutes scrubbing my balls in the shower then watch the new avatar.

[Channel Awesome @ChannelAwesome]

@OneyPlays

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

RIP Coolio

[Chris @OneyNG]

cory isnt reacting well to the LA air but hes ready to play some video games!!!

[adult swim @adultswim]

This might make you smile. #SmilingFriends premieres January 9th

[Dallas @Dallas0110T]

@OneyPlays Make a "BEST OF late video excuse tweets"

No hate, luv u babes

[Dallas @Dallas0110T]

@timheidecker Instagram gods' algorithms are getting crushed

[Creator of Ruined Deck of Cards 1 @greggturkington]

What would you rather have 50,000 of?

[SHiFT — Decade Dash Day 54 @shiftposting]

#Spongebob #CosmicShake REVEAL GIVEAWAY!

+ Retweet and follow
for a chance to win your choice of 3 collectible Battle for Bikini Bottom figurines!

Will draw 1 winner for every 1,000 retweets! Keep your DMs open, and get ready for the Cosmic Shake!

[zach @psychicpebble]

norm macdonald is undoubtedly one of the greatest comedians of all time (in my opinion, the greatest) and you’re doing yourself a massive disservice if you haven’t looked through his huge body of work, down to every obscure cameo, guest appearance, and bit

[Creator of Ruined Deck of Cards 1 @greggturkington]

We do this every MONTH at the VFA. Nice to see other smaller archives springing up. This guy has the right idea! Landfills are for orange peels and old tires, not #certified #popcorn #Classics.

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% @lizzo’s biggest fan. #SBLIV

[Dallas @Dallas0110T]

@LyleRath They're puttin chemicals in the ice cream that turn the friggin rats gay

[adult swim @adultswim]

Around 378 million of you told us to make Smiling Friends. So we’re making Smiling Friends with @MichaelRCusack and @psychicpebble and it’s coming this year. Yay!

[Chris @OneyNG]

FF7 remake is the greatest black pill of all time

[Dallas @Dallas0110T]

La roux's report is bulletproof #OCOS8