Jason Martin

Express Yourself Don't Repress Yourself

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

What if they opened a spa at the Getty Center and called it “Spa-Getty”? Tres chic or al dente?

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

How the fuck is #HGTV successful? Just watched twenty minutes of yet another blonde white woman with a blowout take down a satellite dish, put a swatch of paint up, and try to kick down a door. #RehabAddict

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

The problem with politics and social media is that people make a statement thinking they’re speaking for the masses and everyone gets outraged and it’s like…who gives a fuck what some problematic nobody says online?

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

Read for filth.

[Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa]

Wild how many voters were like "we wish for a candidate who isn't an old man" and they got one but they decided on an old man anyway

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

Gawd, I hate this day. #stressed

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

If I asked my Republican friends, “Would you teach your child that anyone who disagrees with them should be shot in the face?” They’d say, “Absolutely not!” But it’s okay for the leader of the free world.

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

@loverboytwunk @xoxocristiano A backup dancer for Alyssa Edwards’ @heymistr_ ad!

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

It’s absolute insanity that the race is still considered “close”. He’s a fucking racist sexist lunatic embarrassment to not only the country but humanity, religion, freedom, business, and the male population.

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

Do y’all remember how absolute CUNT the Spiegel catalog was?

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

Y’all really just be buying things off these random websites that bait you on Instagram? Gotta keep the fraud department in business I guess.

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

This is like “Storm Watch” after it sprinkles. Theres a literal panic in the air.

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

@MuuMuse OMB YES! Something about the background vocals sounds like a Madonna song and I can’t pinpoint it…What It Feels Like For A Girl maybe?

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

Do you ever try to look at something on your phone and it’s like COOKIES then SAVE 10% WHEN YOU SUBSCRIBE then SPIN THE WHEEL FOR A DEAL like fuck, never mind.

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

LMAOOOO

[maha @mahaaaay]

men love saying let’s fucking go. yes. let’s fucking go to therapy big dog

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

You guys…why did they have to mess with photos on iOS18? It was so streamlined and now it’s messy as fuck.

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

Is it me or are there a lot of commercials for ED meds? Like…was it always this big an issue for men or are times changing?

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

@scott_wiggle @klwhick @samsparro

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

I love seeing the memes that are like “What happened to Christina?!” She’s skinny AF, like…that’s what happened. She lost weight.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

To the LGBTQI+ community on National Coming Out Day: You are valued for exactly who you are, no matter where you are in your journey.

We are all in this together. We will continue to fight for your freedom to love who you love and be your authentic self, openly and with pride.

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

I’m going to start using the kitty laughing emoji instead of the laughing emoji. Am I underground?

[Jason Martin @DallasAmante]

Huge pet peeve is when people knot their curtain panels. For what?