I laugh at my own tweets not when I tweet them but like weeks later when I remember why I tweeted it becomes more funny after the fact and that’s the story
Is being obsessed with Draco Malfoy a thing I’m just late too? I tell someone I’m obsessed with him and serval people have asked “well who isn’t?” Did I just miss the “we are all obsessed with him,” movement?
A pair of 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 tickets to 𝐀𝐍𝐘 Country concert of your choice this summer.
How to enter:
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Me: I feel like she’s gonna murder me in my sleep one night (my cat)
J: I feel like the door is going to murder me in my sleep
Me: um I have more of a chance of being murdered by my cat than do you a door.....