Dallas Cura

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

@IluminadaDhwlv the algorithm finally blessed me with something good for once

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

a—dam throws him a party, buys him the lego millennium falcon he's been wanting, and drives his terrible car home with him.i or: it's paul's twentieth birthday.
could stare at your back all day. (on ao3)

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

Small things please small minds. Cats please me.

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

@KaylaReddeag the consistency of quality here is what i respect the most...

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

🙏தலைவன்🥹❤️‍🩹..!! . . #singapore #leekuanyew #leequanghung #leader #nationalday

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

@CleopatraMlte wait, did the background just change entirely or did i blink fr

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

@MargareteLsr5i the person who edited this left a hidden watermark that nobody found yet

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

she say she dont want follow my footsteps and buy spark. sasuey

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

@WarrenReecsl does she post stuff like this often or was this a one time thing ngl

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

You know when the Walten files end… what if it says based off of true story… I know that wouldn’t happen but it would be pretty funny.

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

今天水電師傅來家裡
師傅：［你們家的水管是幾分的？］
我： ［….］
我：［我打給我媽一下］ 我今年31歲

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

In Dragon Age Origins, one of the criers in Orzammar yells out "Epic Fail!" which hits like a 2009 shaped

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

OEverwhelmed with indecision and vapid griefverything has become a distraction from thinking about you It's my death, shouldn't I have some say in it?

[Dallas Cura @DallasCuramb9]

want to vomit AND i still have to read that either samira has her day off or she just quit er medicine for personal reasons and that’s like PUBLISHED and it pisses me off SO BAD jesus