Dallas Patton

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

"Why do you have shot glasses in your car?" I don't know, all of my friends are alcoholics and I just want to fit in. 😂

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

@Prasino_STC I like the steak sandwich so much I decided to make a pizza of it. 👍🏻

[SugarfireStCharles @SugarfireStChuk]

"The Canuck" #poutine,#canuck,#foodporn,#burger,#bbq

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

Got nothing but gift cards for restaurants for Christmas and I start training for an iron man 2 days later.

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

Got a pretty large gift card to SugarFire from Santa. They are going to start seeing me more than they usually do lol @SugarfireStChuk

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

I hate when the neighbors knock on the wall and mess up my rhythm on guitar hero. Don't they understand the concert is for them to enjoy?

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

@DeweysPizza I think it was called backyard BBQ it was the season a while back 👍🏻

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

I hope my neighbors are prepared for this impromptu Avenged Sevenfold concert that's about to go down.

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

@elle_marie92 sounds good to me baby. 😘

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

@elle_marie92 just have to wait till February 1st for The 100 babe 👍🏻

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

@SugarfireStChuk Y'all are the best!

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

I know where I'm going for dinner. 👍🏻 https://t.co/BegpQHRHjO

[SugarfireStCharles @SugarfireStChuk]

Burnt Ends Poutine #eatme #foodporn #delicious #yummy #smoke #smokeeverything #eateverything

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

This shit was no joke. So damn good. https://t.co/Omwb8XAMhq

[SugarfireStCharles @SugarfireStChuk]

Oohhh Yaahh! 3 Way Burrito!

[Dogs 'n Frys @DogsnFrys]

Some call it animal style, we'll call them the Harambe Fries. Officially on the menu. Open 11-8pm daily. #dogsnfrys #stl #stlouis #stlfood

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

Whenever I make tacos I eat them on a taco bell tray like a boss. #tacotuesday on a #tacomonday https://t.co/fVerTDwKwK

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

This is me when I see something I want but I have no money. Straight to the kitchen. 👍🏻 https://t.co/wlPJqYjkTR

[Danielle Marie @elle_marie92]

I work hard for my money.

[The Shaved Duck @Theshavedduck]

Come try our Smoked Mozzarella & Vegetable sandwich as a delicious veggie option here at The Shaved Duck.  #cuisine

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

@elle_marie92 yeah you make me laugh all the time. Mostly by tickling me but you get a good one in there occasionally

[Dallas Patton @DallasEPatton]

@elle_marie92 and then you tell me how hilarious you are without even telling me the joke lol