Dallas Howa

dinosaurs are fake and the government can be trusted.

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@Sony Lament of innocence #Castlevania

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@GuySeidel @ConanOBrien and @shirtsthtgohard

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Dear dog lovers. If your dog barks morning and night, then everyone hates you. Do better. Sincerely, everyone who doesn’t have a dog.

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How old do I have to be in order for people to be happy that I slept in?

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@jennylewis Not when they are cryin in the rain

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I hope this #theBatman shimmers in sunlight.

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@Warlockdnd I’m still not right after the passing of Littlefoots mom in The Land Before Time.

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@johnhowa Louis got his today. Definitely a happy day

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Dear @Apple, I’ll buy an iPhone 13 if you make another season of @mythic_quest

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Home made spirt board and indicator for @Wizards_DnD House of Lament adventure.

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This is where I draw the line. No beer before the Holidays? How the hell is everyone going to tolerate their families and bullshit like Christmas.

[PoliticsHome @politicshome]

🚨 Exclusive 🚨 The government is bracing itself for supplies of beer, fizzy drinks and meat to be hit by a severe shortage of CO2

🛒 Supermarkets and restaurants expected to be affected in the coming days

👇 Read the full story from @AdamPayne26
https://t.co/pccxsZLUij

[Film Music Reporter @filmmusicrep]

Soundtrack album details revealed for @AronGaudet's & @GitaPullapilly's 'Queenpins' starring @KristenBell, Kirby Howell-Baptiste, @PaulWHauser, Vince Vaughn & @BebeRexha feat. score by @SiddKhoslaMusic and song by @steadyholiday. https://t.co/AxuM42sTvq

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@johnhowa Wow. I just drank one of those! The cold smoke scotch ale and the black steer tookus stout was even better. Of course if we’re counting syllables then it’s technically moose drool brown ale.

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Every beer in Montana has at least 4 words in its name to ensure that I make an ass out of myself every time I order one.

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I’m at least a thousand syllables deep into Montana beer now. Good night.

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“I get it” — my wife halfway through The Beatles White album after reading Helter Skelter and watching a Manson documentary.

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Dear world leaders. You blow at everything. ✌️

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@ArtifactsHub The most metal thing I’ve ever seen.

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@abc4utah We could legalize a harmless plant that offers people relief or Lock tax paying citizens in cages to generate revenue. Let me think about it for another 8 decades and get back to you.