DALLAS

I was born a long time ago, some shit happened, and now I make hip hop music. I hope you enjoy it.

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

Another Friday.... hell yes. https://t.co/gIjU2nlaPM

[Mike Epps @TheRealMikeEpps]

My man @icecube spitting game on the set is always gold @JohnWitherspoon was a damn foo! Had me rolling!

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Found elderly woman wandering hotel hall w/
obvious dementia in only a thin nighty, gave her my coat, brought her to front desk to track her room. When finally got her to proper room, mngr said to me "She smelled heavily of alcohol."

"No, she has dementia. I reek of alcohol."

[LeaveMyNameOut @jameskLMNO]

some of your favoritest musicians can't even get a part time job let alone a local show... & the yodeling boy performed at coachella.

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

Open the damn door dude! https://t.co/8lo0MNUsan

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

@CarnageXXXL That mentality is what broke me for this industry. My whole area was/is still on that ish... youre obviously on a higher level, but yeah, feel you.

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

I think its hilarious when people call vampires 'Dracula's'.

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

@CarnageXXXL THAT is the reason there is still mainstream and underground. And the divide isnt weakening its getting farther apart with the mumble shit. Of course you're too much for some people. Thats whats makes u dope tho.

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

Belly buttons are just your old mouth.

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

Yoooo, 8 years on here? Dang, i bet i have fewer tweets than 93% of other 8 year vets on here for sure. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

Yo, this whole shit needs to chill a bit. Whole shit=The world

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

@_LAZERBEAK_ Noid!!! Oh shit...

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Everyone who would understand is dead. But I'm pretty sure I could solve it all with a pen and a yellow legal pad.

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

@JediofGallifrey @KrangTNelson That dude from saturday night live is on some weird shit nowadays.

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

Heard someone call trump 'Toupee Fiasco'

#deaderestmostdeadasdeadcanbe

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Young Hits From 1972-74 https://t.co/cmOSzzsfSx

[BLUEPRINT @printmatic]

I hate that younger artists have been led to believe that older artists need to "step aside" for them to be successful.

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

Macklemore is the Hozier of rap.

That is all.

[DALLAS @DallasIsHipHop]

"Changing the ringtone".... is code for anal bleaching... whoa... had to share.

-Mumford & Puns