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@Rangers @txuenergy Seager’s pinky toe must’ve been a little sore when he woke up this morning. Out 4-6 weeks

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@RangersSavant @Rangers @txuenergy His vag hurts

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@Evan_P_Grant We weren’t. Not our first rodeo. “Day to day” turns into “month to month” with every injury ever to this team.

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@thegoods33 Somehow “he woke up a little sore” will turn into him missing 3 months

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@McFarland_Shawn It’s too bad the bases weren’t empty in an 8 run game with no one on base. That’s when he thrives

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@Fullcourtpass @DanWoikeSports Adam Silver will make note of this and they’ll acquire Giannis for Rui, Vanderbilt, and a 2033 2RP

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@Mavs_FFL Would’ve had Memphis’ odds and gotten into the top 4 if Jason Kidd didn’t let Khris Middleton play like prime LeBron against other 20 win teams

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Mavs will get the 3rd pick imo

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@CMarkezinis Finally drafted a guy with superstar potential and traded him for a glorified Andrew Heaney

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I’d rather be waterboarded than have to watch 162 games of this Texas Rangers team

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@Philhouse84 @RangersInsiders BMI

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@JefferyGre52032 Just gotta hope we’re far enough below .500. If we have some fluky win streak around the deadline like we did last year, CY will probably buy instead of sell

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@skostyboi JD’s rosters post-2016:

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@RightOnRangers Is that a slump for him? He has around a .250 on base percentage as a Ranger. Maybe he just stinks

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@GEORGEPlCK3NS Yep. But if we trade or DFA him he’ll immediately become an above average MLB player

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@kennlandry We could send our pitchers out there to hit every time we load the bases and not regress at all

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@JaredSandler What’s our batting average with the bases loaded this year? .020?

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@Rangers Nice! How many the rest of the game?

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