Dallas McCoy

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[Chad Nash @chadnash31]

No one:

At least 30% of Pentecostals:

[Dallas McCoy @DallasReneexoxo]

Does anyone decorate axe handles? 👀@SFAQuestions

[wyd tonight SFA? @SFAQuestions]

Happy last day of spring break!!!

[Dallas McCoy @DallasReneexoxo]

@insomniacookies I miss you

[Adam Peck @DrAdamPeck]

I’m known for my contests, so here’s one. I’m giving away two $100 Barnes & Noble gift cards to two of my followers next week (SFA students only). I’ll tweet the name of the winner w/o the @. To win, you’ll need to follow me and turn on notifications for my account! #SFASU #AXEM

[relatable @byreIatable]

Shout out to people who are still in class or taking summer classes right know.. idk how y’all are able to focus

[Dallas McCoy @DallasReneexoxo]

@danitheblondee big stoopid

[Dallas McCoy @DallasReneexoxo]

ME

[Sorry, I'm Texan @SorryImTexan]

How I will spend my time social distancing

[M I R A 🤍 @amiracle_1x]

i just know Meredith Grey could stop the coronavirus.

[Bub @bubbagreig120]

My mom: drive safe

Me: *driving down the interstate cruise set at 93, pizza in one hand, phone in the other* “always”

[Dallas McCoy @DallasReneexoxo]

“Dallas how was your leap day?”
“I’d say pushing my car out of mud in a graveyard at 11pm is something to remember”

[☾ vibes by koko @VibesFeelingz]

My relationship will always be private but I’ll never keep my partner a secret. There’s a difference between privacy and secrecy.

[Dallas McCoy @DallasReneexoxo]

To anyone who’s called me sneaky: I can’t even sneak up on a chicken so TRY AGAIN

[relatable @byreIatable]

Middle school: "They won't tolerate this in high school."

HS: "This won't work in college."

College professor: "y'all want some milkduds??"

[Dallas McCoy @DallasReneexoxo]

@WaffleHouse pls open in nac so I can give you all my money

[Dallas McCoy @DallasReneexoxo]

@danitheblondee I hate you

[relatable @byreIatable]

I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work?!?!?

[relatable @byreIatable]

parents: got any A's this semester?

me: go fish

[relatable @byreIatable]

My Thanksgiving Break went a little something like this:
*packed bag to do hw*
*set bag down inside*
*didn’t open it once*
*throws bag back into car*