Dallas Slankard

Making my way through adulthood one Ramen packet at a time

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Just posted a photo @ Lakewood Cultural Center https://t.co/zNjEl4BUlK

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Bougee? Me? Noooooooo. @inspirato @funspirato_main @ Inspirato https://t.co/GtLdrMUPCA

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Happy Hallo-week, friends 🎃
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This photoshoot happened right before LouLou ran towards the neighbor dog and her rope leash slipped and literally tore the skin off two of my fingers. Making it part of my costume. 🤚🏻🧡 https://t.co/N8ynxPFtzD

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She said yes to the dress and we both cried. We have been talking about this for 12 years. I love you Linds ♥️ @ Casa Bianca Bridal Boutique https://t.co/AcsPu5I3Jq

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Just posted a photo @ Lincoln, Nebraska https://t.co/2EzFuWrVE7

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On to the next adventure ♥️🤍💜 @ Vintage Theatre Productions https://t.co/yOKCVOxHm4

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To quote my mother, “I would date us”. ♥️ @ Pindustry https://t.co/YC77mHCFkp

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My best friend of almost 13 years is getting married (finally) and I get to stand with her and I’m definitely crying. ♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/UusExbmH8v

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Something about looking ahead to a bright future or whatever, I don’t know. The lake was gorgeous and the sun was blinding. 🤍 @ Deep Creek Lake, MD https://t.co/TZ33SbuGXZ

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Successful surprise party for grandma. 80 year old woman showed us ALL up and my whole body hurts. ♥️ @ Cumberland, Maryland https://t.co/QaRGOOd0rE

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Hey Google, play “Soulmate” by Lizzo. ♥️
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#IDontHaveAnAlexa https://t.co/8gy46F89fy

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Happy National Dog Day ♥️ https://t.co/TbLMz2EA4a

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Just posted a photo @ The Bug Theatre https://t.co/fKiLexBGiA

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Tonight is your last chance to see this German minx in her element. If you DON’T come, Gretchen will be torn into tiny, tiny pieces. #BoeingBoeing ♥️🇩🇪💛
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@sharkboxtheatre @bugtheatredenver @ The Bug Theatre https://t.co/nLLCnMEYb4