REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks

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[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

HELLO NEW STEAKS FANS!

With the reintroduction of Blaseball just days away, I wanna let you all know about our side server! Come on into the Steakhouse!

https://t.co/ISLIG2Ay3F

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

@Snerkus666 Oh, absolutely not, it was a huge mistake and the discord community of Steaks was heartbroken

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

August Mina

[Clawlumbo @PinataPsychic]

“Because wimdies killed my grandma, okay?!”

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

@BlobCostas it's not even that hard to check this
https://t.co/AJ18kpzIgz

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

@BlobCostas yall do not know history
the whole reason the chernobyl catastrophe was as bad as it was is bc the town WASN'T evacuated for too fucking long
for the love of god stick to what you know and verify your sources instead of regurgitating crap on twitter

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

@philly_pies Some wawa please!

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

@stootpoot @blaseball_jazz Sorry!!

[Stoot @stootpoot]

Season 2, Day 90 #blaseball
@DallasSteaks @ @blaseball_jazz
I dusted off my scorecards to catalogue the Jazz Hands' desperate attempt to win Siggy back on the last game of the season. Unfortunately, Siggy did not to come back and the rest of the Steaks didn't want that either.

[BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK @BlaseballNews]

#BLASEBALLUPDATE

The Can't Lose band has begun to form in Dallas.

[LA Unlimited Tacos @tacoblaseball]

incredible, amazing AI deepfake technology combines every rogue umpire into one guy

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

STOP THE SIM!!!!! HE’S BACK

[Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account @ChiBlaseball]

There seems to be a string of incinerations happening on the field and we are live with famed incineration expert, Sebastian Telephone for their reaction.

[Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account @ChiBlaseball]

*puts finger to headset* We're getting reports that we in fact lost this game

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

Shit… Steaks good

[Blaseball Wiki @BlaseballWiki]

Fields Open
Offices remain Quiet
The Future Wavers

https://t.co/I9ajZCAIu9

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

LÄMP

[Dallas Zoo @DallasZoo]

The Zoo is closed today due to a serious situation.

[🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱 @AtlantisBlasebl]

Rise and shine, everyone, it's Blaseball Election Day! Don't forget to #Vote!

[Joey T Badger (@badger.cool on Bluesky) @JoeyTBadger]

#Blaseball Fandom Question:
Do you root more for the jersey (i.e. you are a fan of a team mostly regardless of it's players)?

Or do you root more for the player (i.e. your team loyalties are decided by a particular player)?

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

Always right, huh

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

I can now say, with upmost certainty, Steaks bad 😌