Stars Tarv

Dallas sports and movies are my two things that I do

[Jaydaddy @itsjaydaddy]

*you’re in a garage band*

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Stars Tarv @DallasTarv]

Hahahahaha

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Stars Tarv @DallasTarv]

@BarstoolTexasAM Aggies trying to disguise themselves in blue but they are the same underperforming bums they have always been

[Stars Tarv @DallasTarv]

@365Aggie Aggies trying to disguise themselves in blue but they are the same as they always were…ASS

[Stars Tarv @DallasTarv]

@TexAgs Wearing blue seems bizarre for a team so prideful of its bizarre traditions

[Stars Tarv @DallasTarv]

Why is @AggieBaseball wearing blue? I know maroon is the ugliest color on earth but not wearing your school colors seems bizarre. 🤔 @TexAgs

[Stars Tarv @DallasTarv]

@strawberrryboy I want to bash this dudes head with a bat.

[Stars Tarv @DallasTarv]

@RaminNasibov Age of Empires III

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[Stars Tarv @DallasTarv]

Does it count as being there if you score 0 points?

[Yahoo Sports College Football @YahooSportsCFB]

Texas Tech AD pulled out playoff receipts on Sark 😅

[Stars Tarv @DallasTarv]

@LoudOutside In a heartbeat

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

Marty Necas had 2 goals in 20 playoff games for the Avalanche over the last two years.

If I recall, Mikko Rantanen had 3 goals in the 3rd period of Game 7 last year against Colorado.

Weird.

#TheMoreYouKnow

[Stars Tarv @DallasTarv]

@BryanGarcia888 No shit

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Has anyone told him he’s just one parlay away from not even needing to play in the NFL

[Stars Tarv @DallasTarv]

@peydayreed @TheClemReport 😂 they won’t be worth watching in September either

[Stars Tarv @DallasTarv]

@tedcruz Bragging about $4.00 a gallon is the definition of losing the plot. $4 sucks TED!

[TheSoundMind @Bigdawg_Fly]

Don’t speak on it if you weren’t outside in ’08.

Which album had the stronger run?

Graduation vs Tha Carter III