Zookas

We are pathetically clueless

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

What's better?
LIKE for Leith's no-look scoober for the goal
RETWEET for Riverside's mark throwing his hat out of frustration

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

@riversideulti But at what cost

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

@riversideulti What the hell?

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

@riversideulti We hate Dallas so much we aren’t even a team anymore.

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@dartse8 @surrillic *This* close to kicking you out of the Bazookas groupme.

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

David Hammer when there’s a girl in the endzone in league

[Ultimate Frisbee Association 🥏 UFA @watchUFAtv]

WHAT

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

About damn time y’all play Griffin.

[Dallas Legion @Dallas_Legion]

Gameday roster for TOMORROW‘S home game against the Aviators. See you at 7:30pm at John Paul II High School. Let’s go Necks!

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

@DRoughnecks @atxsol Play Griffin you cowards

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@thecoltongreen Remember when you said this about Super Teams?

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On god we might be the second best open team in Dallas

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

@putridorange @samig4m @FloodUltimate Nah we good. I think @Nitro_Ultimate looking for some bums tho

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

@FloodUltimate @jcostello_5 And yet Christian Castillo made this roster???

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

@thecoltongreen @EmmanuelBilolo Who?

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

@theAUDL Assuming they’re eligible, definitely Candice.

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

@DRoughnecks Griffin. Only current zook on your pathetic team.

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Host two finger you cowards @DFWUltimate

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

Like, seriously, what the hell was I thinking putting Bittner on that poll? Why didn’t I put Darius or something?

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

Damnit. We played ourselves.

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Who should we try to recruit this year

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

Whoever wins this is legally obligated to play one tournament (sectionals) with our team.

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

Who should we try to recruit this year

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

Who should we try to recruit this year

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

Me: So y’all wanna start the season back up?

Groupme for the next 24 hours: (Dick Jokes)