Zac Cadwalader

Writing about coffee. Thinking about climbing. Probably eating bread. Managing Editor at @Sprudge

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At this point I just feel bad for Anthony Davis. An incredible player who will be known as the other half of the worst trade in basketball history.

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Glad to see this is trending again. Might make some shirts? #firenico

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I’m not sure if how easily my 8 year old took to ska speaks well of her musical taste or poorly of mine.

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Nico at the parade after bringing a Luka-less title to Dallas

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I hope the heat from Luka torching them literally makes Nico disintegrate End Game style.

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Luka wiping tears after watching Mavs tribute video 🥺

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Luka to DFS highlights in fucking Lakers jerseys makes me sadder than I thought possible

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I'm not a soy boy, I'm an almond brother.

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Why do Dallas sports teams hate Dallas fans so much? What have we done to deserve this? Is it the JFK thing?

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@SkinWade Well, everyone knows the hiring of Schottenheimer was the end result of a narrow and feckless HC search, but what this tweet presupposes is: maybe it isn’t?

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When the pretentious coffee shop has a good batch brew

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What’s a king’s favorite way of defending his castle?

His moatus operandi

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@timeforjeffrey This is the ultimate flaw in the Team Tank argument. It presumes that next year the front office will do anything besides try to squeak into the playoffs as cheaply as possible and just see what happens. But as long as a 9-8 sells jerseys (and maybe gets a Wild Card), they won't

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Fuck a Spotify wrapped list. Post about the albums you purchased, the ways you actually supported the bands making the music you love.

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Bedtime with kids is wild because, like, if my wife tried to struggle her way through counting to 200, I would have absolutely none of it.

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There’s only one thing that could make me feel better right now, and it’s 3.9999999999999999 ounces of weed.

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Dallas approves Proposition R, which now decriminalizes less than 4 ounces of marijuana

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Apropos of nothing https://t.co/A0AgCEbYy0

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My latest Halloween coffee fiction that's only superficially so.

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The Death Of The Barista https://t.co/iFCF4ducNL

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This is fine.

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How Many Coffee Jobs Must Be Sacrificed To Appease The Profit Gods? https://t.co/m79oAFi0nX

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@stevanzetti There is but one answer: potato farmer. Because Ted Cruz is a potato https://t.co/7xkZCfWv0a

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Having a successful drive throwing the ball (finally), then getting the onside just to start the next drive with an unsuccessful run play is the most Cowboys shit I’ve ever seen.