dallas schmidt

I like my whiskey neat and soccer on my tv

[roger bennett @rogbennett]

Just hit me how this season plays out: Everton will run away with Title. On morning of last game, North Korea launch Nukes. Proper Everton

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@justingeerts Maybe you shouldn't be so bitter

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@pfreezie She dies in the end

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@SydneyNeckol Lucky

[Lindsay Joy @LindsayJoyTV]

We've reached peak Craigslist in Spokane...

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@aamberbrown I've been eating so much pizza lately

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@FootbalIFact So cool you read his autobiography

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@aamberbrown Well you are a strange human, #sunsomewhatoutgutsout

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

I see this everywhere on social media. Could someone please explain why it is such a big deal. https://t.co/CjEvNCoSYV

[UK Footy Bible @UKFootyBible]

This is class! Young Everton fan recites the squad and their numbers, Little legend! 👏🏼😅 https://t.co/X9IrX8rP1w

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@justingeerts I suggest not watching the whitecaps play. It's awful. And what about people reading the newspaper at baseball games? :)

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@justingeerts what about the 6-1 thriller to see @FCBarcelona go through. They scored in the 94 minute

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@justingeerts if you fall asleep watching @LCFC play then you are not a real sports fan. It's a real Cinderella Story

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@justingeerts the champions League has been going since September. You are a little behind

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

Leicester city F.C give me belief that evil doesn't always win

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@SydneyNeckol no stay strong!!

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@SydneyNeckol that's step one,admitting

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@MenInBlazers Leicester the first March madness story

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

Here is a little tongue twister to sink your gums into

The sick sixth sith lord

[dallas schmidt @Dallas_Schmidt]

@ArnoldcommaJon can we get a shout out to the Vancouver whitecaps going to the semi-finals.16 year old scores one of the goals to