Daragh Allen

Doing bits man

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

Gas how our grandparents used to show us Polaroid Pictures of them with their friends walking 'The Ring of Kerry' and in 50 years I'll be telling my grandkids to follow my Insta and looking at pics of me off my nut at Electric Picnic 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

@emilymaclean1 And then some G

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

@emilymaclean1 “Who’s big mike? I thought we were going to see Stormzy 🥺”

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

@BerminghamPhil1 Longitude ‘21

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

@BerminghamPhil1 Bulking SZN

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

@JL_YEMM @purduekeith

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

Will she do mine proper strung out at this stage what he reckon @Lee_Gelling

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

Surelyyyyy Rick Sanchez could find a cure for Corona Virus but no,

They’re on a ‘mid-season break’ fml

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

@SirDylVettraino Still would

[Josh @joshgreene100]

We have a goose that’s loose in Amsterdam if anyone sees him he’s very friendly

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

‘Joint Operation’ may be deemed a success so

[An Garda Síochána @GardaTraffic]

Joint operation by Baltinglass Roads Policing Unit and Regular Unit stopped a van towing horse box with no reg plate.

Numerous offences detected including bald tyres, seat belt and driving licence. Driver failed road side drug test and was found in possession of cannabis

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

@SirDylVettraino I’d go with the latter

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

Here I’m after spending €180 on your depop just to slide into your DMs when will you get the message that I think you’re fit

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

Every time I watch United I feel like I’ve lost about 34% Serotonin

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

@wakeywakies @Mckeinze97 Can you really refer to her as defenceless after rolling in here with an entourage of associates trying to collect votes to gain political power?

Yeah we shouldn’t bother her, in fact let’s vote for her and then you’ll see who is left ‘defenceless’ 🐸 ☕️

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

I’ve seen dark lipstick take a bird from an 8 to a 5 🤦🏽

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

@tolan97 The worst

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

@purduekeith Yea Keef ya so dumb

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

@nuala__connolly Men are trash sis fucking preach

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

It me

[Daragh Allen @Dallen___]

@georgia78581941 Snap if ye don’t