Brandon Dalleo

I’m breaking a sweat but it’s alright

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

Can somebody please take me with them to the beach!? I’m dying over here!!

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

No good story ever started with hold my salad

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

Unfortunately, face mask hide some people’s best feature, their smile

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

Damn mosquito bit me right on one of my veins, dude probably feels like he like just hit the buffet at the silver slipper

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

I’m pretty sure, considering the location I’m at, that every step I take outside I’m killing at least 10 mosquitos

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

@barlosbastro Play me

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PLAY ME! @Dalleo101

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

@frankdenny504 You’re welcome

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

@randyboseph Don’t you read the warning labels?!

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

@randyboseph That shit is powerful, you gotta be careful

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

The 5 second rule for food is still okay right now, right?

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

I realized that I talk to myself a lot when I’m working and I guess because sometimes I just need expert advice

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

Is it bad if I already ate all my quarantine food?

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

@Villafranco10 Me

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

As much as I love New Orleans, right now I hate it, this weekend was supposed to be lit

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

Proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free!

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

I love uber drivers that make me grab the ohh shit handle, we gettin places on time

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

I need someone to help even out my super soft mattress with me

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

It’s funny the things some people will do for a bunch of plastic balls on a string made in China #Nola

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

Honestly nvm cab drivers suck, they are cheaper for a reason

[Brandon Dalleo @Dalleo101]

Honestly cab drivers are soo much better than uber drivers because they don’t have to follow that god damn stupid ass gps that uber has. @Uber