Dalli

lover of unicorns.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

biblically accurate Haaland

📹 handsomejack_thebigdevil | tt

[Dalli @Dallianna]

@_emmaj_stone_ omgggggggg

[Dalli @Dallianna]

yo, meta, i follow and interact with exactly 3 people with small kids...that's all I am interested in seeing...STOP FUCKING SHOWING ME A BILLION POSTS FROM PEOPLE WITH BABIES AND PREGNANT PEOPLE!!! I HAVE 0 INTEREST IN THEM, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO HIT "NOT INTERESTED"?!?!?!

[Dalli @Dallianna]

i swear to all that's holy, the amount of pregnant peeps, people with babies with medical issues that just so happen are fans of jeysus and other stuff like that I get to hit "not interested in this" on a daily basis...stop pushing your impregnating agenda on me

[Dalli @Dallianna]

all the toxins from licking the orange asshole got to him in the end, eh?

[Dalli @Dallianna]

remove this, I don't want her associated with cheating cheaters who cheat

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

La Scaloneta Swift

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

I know exactly what happened...
VAR didn't get that...

#lamanodedios

[Dalli @Dallianna]

funny how the VAR intervenes to reverse a perfectly valid yellow card when their rules clearly state that's not something the VAR is allowed to intervene for

[Dalli @Dallianna]

funny how that sensor in the ball was sensitive enough to feel a hair touching the ball (lol) but wasn't able to catch the ball hitting a literal camera

[Dalli @Dallianna]

so they stole for England and they stole for Argentina last night (and all WC) and they stole for France before...so you basically have no choice than to hop on my Spain train, immediately

[Dalli @Dallianna]

oh no you don't

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

I think i speak for everyone when i say we want a France vs England final.

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

no wonder it was a terrible heatwave last week the doors of hell were open

[Dalli @Dallianna]

nature is healing...

[Dalli @Dallianna]

@_emmaj_stone_ i can relate pmsl

[Dalli @Dallianna]

@_emmaj_stone_ i always wash stuff first anyways, but i don't even like to think about people touching, never mind trying lol

[Dalli @Dallianna]

@_emmaj_stone_ i usually end up buying from just 1-2-3 stores max where I've already picked a size that works and hope for the best...always stuff that's packaged, too...like I want at least some cardboard thing stapled like on socks to make sure nobody messed with them

[Dalli @Dallianna]

@_emmaj_stone_ how are underwear items able to be tried in store tho? -.- i'm even iffy about swimsuits, even though those have the plastic sticker in the crotch area...but you can't try panties in store here

[Dalli @Dallianna]

@_emmaj_stone_ lucky we go on vacay to Greece with a minibus instead of a plane, because I take a plastic box filled w/ hundreds of pencils/markers and 1 coloring book/person and we use them once every other 2 weeks vacay if we have a rain day pmsl

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Shoutout to the one and only Pau Cubarsí. A generational talent playing with the composure of a seasoned veteran at the World Cup at just 19 years old 👏

[Dalli @Dallianna]

people are reporting that PSG want Ferran Torres and he wants to go...please, for the love of God, don't tease me like that...I'll bake you a tray of brownies if you strike the deal