DallasBitchesBeLike

Exploring #Dallas one #ratchet club and #boozybrunch at a time.

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

#Bitch! I asked you to take my picture, don't you know that means I want 20 not just 1??? Need to select the one I look skinniest in. #basic

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

Hey y'all, if we all stop trying to get gas at the same time, maybe we won't have a shortage... #thisshouldntbeacrisis #dallasgasshortage

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

@theotherwok @kumailn No!!! No there are!!! See? Look how cute!?!?? Awwww... distraction, yay!

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

@mental_floss DAMN STRAIGHT! It better be mooing when it hits my plate or it's overcooked!

[TIME @TIME]

Meet the man who turned his furniture stores into shelters for Harvey victims https://t.co/Ds5rtz4xif

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

@kumailn Kittens will get us through this...

[City of Houston @HoustonTX]

WE WILL NOT ASK FOR IMMIGRATION STATUS OR PAPERS AT ANY SHELTER. No vamos a pedir documentos ni estatus migratorio en ningun albergue

[Central Track @Central_Track]

We're recruiting Dallas bars for a huge, citywide fundraiser/show of support for Houston on Wednesday, 9/6. #dtx4htx https://t.co/2ByU7uuxzf

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

#dtx4htx check out all the places raising money for #Houston next Wednesday: candleroom, thenines, inwoodtavern, eastwoods, many more

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

@CoreyHawkinsFan @hipsterocracy Agree- but for three fucking seconds can we consentrate on something that needs it??? Fuck him all you want later, help Houston NOW.

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

If twitter put half the effort they do to #hatingtrump to actually helping #Texas, we'd have #houston rebuilt by 10 am tmrw.

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

@hipsterocracy If twitter put half the effort they do to #hatingtrump to actually helping #Texas, we'd have #houston rebuilt by 10 am tmrw.

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

@TheAmazingBeck You can't spare one square???

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

This thread is amazing... hate is great motivation to success! https://t.co/KoDnFhEbPd

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

@Nicole_Cliffe The gifted/talented teacher dropped me from her class in 1st grade. I went on to be in the 98th percentile on my ACT's, and now she's dead.

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

We have entitled supremacists of every color... they're called "millenials" 😂😂😂

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

Everybody excited it's Friday and I'm just over here like... "TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL SUNDAY FUNDAY BRUNCH????"

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

@Fae_Wyldes @maryhoulie Totally- did NOT see it that way... 😳 - so many trolls! Oh shit I became one...

and now the twitter circle of life is complete.

[DallasBitchesBeLike @DallsBtchsBLike]

Remember when the internet was ONLY for sharing info & puppy photos & printing out mapquest directions at home?

I miss those days...