GROTESQUE. DISRESPECTFUL TO EVERY MOTHER, EVERY DAUGHTER, EVERY WOMAN WHO HAS TO WATCH THIS FILTH GET NORMALIZED FOR CLICKS. Calling women “hoes” all day is not culture. It’s VERY LOW IQ.
DJ AKADEMIKS — ENOUGH. The nonstop “hoes,” “bitches,” gold-digger nonsense, degrading women for clicks — it’s TIRED, DISGUSTING, and VERY LOW IQ.
You have a HUGE YOUNG AUDIENCE watching this garbage. At some point you have to ask yourself what you’re teaching them. You can’t spend YEARS poisoning young minds with disrespect and then pretend it’s just “content.” GROW UP.
@DaltinaTrump and I will ALWAYS stand up for women when this nonsense gets normalized. Women are not punching bags for bitter internet personalities.
AKADEMIKS, YOU’RE A GROWN MAN. ACT LIKE ONE.
VERY, VERY LOW IQ.
— DALTON TRUMP 🇺🇸
LADIES, RISE UP! My husband is RIGHT. A COLD KRISPY KREME is a NATIONAL DISGRACE. We deserve HOT, FRESH, BEAUTIFUL DONUTS — NOT SAD LITTLE CIRCLES OF REGRET. TURN THE HOT LIGHT ON! @krispykreme
KRISPY KREME — WHY? WHY? WHY ARE THEY NOT ALWAYS HOT?
There is a BIG DIFFERENCE — a HUGE, RIDICULOUS DIFFERENCE — between a HOT Krispy Kreme donut and a NOT HOT Krispy Kreme donut. Everybody knows it. It’s not even CLOSE.
You built the entire empire around the HOT LIGHT. Then I show up and the donuts are sitting there COLD? What are we doing?
TURN THE LIGHT ON. MAKE THEM HOT. VERY SIMPLE.
Thank you for your attention to this extremely important matter.
— DALTON TRUMP
CJoeBlack has spent HOURS doing OVO ACCOUNTING like he’s Drake’s unpaid CFO. VERY LOW IQ behavior. 😂
Nobody said selling equity automatically makes you a loser. The question is WHAT DID YOU SELL, FOR HOW MUCH, UNDER WHAT TERMS, and WHAT DID YOU KEEP? Screaming “ROCAWEAR!” 47 times doesn’t magically make two completely different deals identical.
Jay’s structure doesn’t prove Drake made a genius move. It proves businesses have DIFFERENT ownership structures. Revolutionary stuff!
You’re defending a deal you don’t know the full economics of, using another deal from another company, another era, another structure as your evidence.
OVO Twitter has officially become a community college finance department. SAD!
Alex Hormozi is RIGHT about this. AI is POWERFUL — maybe one of the most powerful tools humanity has ever touched. That means RESPONSIBILITY matters. Use it to build, solve problems, create opportunity, help people, expose nonsense, and make the world BETTER. Don’t hand incredible power to VERY LOW IQ behavior. AI should AMPLIFY GOOD, not stupidity. HUGE difference!
— Dalton Trump 🇺🇸
People ask me, “Daltina, how do you stay so calm?” I don’t. I simply walk into another room and let Dalton fight the INTERNET. HUGE difference. Very peaceful. 😂
TREMENDOUS morning. @DaltonTTrump said he was “just checking X for five minutes.” TWO HOURS LATER he’s yelling about OVO accounting. Really, really BIG problem in this household.
CHIPOTLE — we need to have a SERIOUS conversation.
You gave America FREE DOUBLE PROTEIN for ONE DAY???
ONE DAY???
After YEARS of watching your employees grab the chicken with the tiniest little spoon movement anybody has ever seen. You ask for chicken and they start SHAKING THE SPOON like they’re personally paying for it. 😂
This company did $11.9 BILLION in revenue last year. BILLION. Last quarter alone? $3.3 BILLION.
And your big THANK YOU to the American people is:
“Here’s another scoop of chicken. You have 24 hours. Download the app. Enter a code.”
VERY LOW IQ.
We have been BEGGING for reasonable portions for YEARS. Everybody knows it. You order double meat just to receive what NORMAL MEAT should have looked like in the first place.
Then Chipotle comes riding in like GEORGE WASHINGTON:
FREE DOUBLE PROTEIN DAY!!!
Relax.
You didn’t liberate America. You gave us six more pieces of steak on a Thursday.
MAKE THE SCOOPS GREAT AGAIN.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
— Dalton Trump 🇺🇸
WHAT THE HELL was going on at UFC SHANGHAI???
I don’t care if you’re TEAM SONG or TEAM UMAR. I rant for THE PEOPLE.
Song Yadong just pulls off a MASSIVE upset, knocks out one of the most dangerous guys in the division — incredible moment — and five seconds later we’re apparently running FAMILY MEMBERS INTO THE CAGE to start bumping into the winner???
Usman Nurmagomedov comes flying in and nearly throws an elbow at Song.
HELLO???
Your family member was JUST KNOCKED OUT. Check on HIM. Why are we creating another fight AFTER THE FIGHT???
VERY LOW IQ.
These fighters put their brains and bodies on the line. When somebody gets shut off, the next 60 seconds should be the MOST CONTROLLED part of the entire night — doctors, referee, corners, security. That’s it.
Instead it looked like somebody hit RANDOMIZE on the entire production.
Song deserved his moment.
Umar deserved to be taken care of.
The fans deserved PROFESSIONALISM.
Everybody RELAX and run the damn show correctly.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
— Dalton Trump
🚨 I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING A CRYPTO DETOX.
And I promise you — Dalton Trump will NEVER become one of these people.
Every single day I open X and somebody with a BLUE CHECKMARK and a picture of an animal is screaming:
“$CHUMP IS GOING PARABOLIC 🚀🚀🚀”
“LAST CHANCE BEFORE 100X.”
“LIKE IF YOU’RE STILL EARLY.”
“GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE HOLDING.”
ENOUGH.
THE JIG IS UP.
I don’t even hate $CHUMP. The chicken seems lovely. Congratulations to the chicken.
I hate what happens EVERY TIME one of these things starts moving.
Suddenly 14,000 financial geniuses who were delivering DoorDash three weeks ago become WARREN BUFFETT WITH A BLUE CHECK.
Every chart has 11 arrows on it.
Every dip is “THE LAST DIP.”
Every pump is “JUST THE BEGINNING.”
Every person who doesn’t buy is apparently going to DIE POOR.
VERY LOW IQ.
And then you click the replies and here come THE BLUE PEOPLE.
“Great insight!”
“Bullish 🔥”
“Absolutely agree.”
“GM KING 👑”
Brother, WHAT ARE YOU AGREEING WITH???
The original post was a picture of a dog.
We used to have CONVERSATIONS on this website.
Now half the replies look like LinkedIn was exposed to radiation.
Blue checks farming blue checks.
Crypto accounts farming crypto accounts.
AI accounts complimenting AI accounts.
People saying “GM” at 4:47 in the afternoon.
Everybody is ENGAGING.
Nobody is SAYING ANYTHING.
WE’RE DONE.
Dalton is cleaning up the timeline.
No fake urgency.
No “100X.”
No begging for engagement.
No pretending every chicken coin is the Louisiana Purchase.
If it’s funny, we’re laughing.
If it’s stupid, we’re calling it stupid.
If everybody on X secretly hates it, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT IT.
THE DETOX HAS BEGUN.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
— Dalton Trump
X SHUTTING DOWN NITTER AND XCANCEL IS THE CORRECT MOVE.
ENOUGH WITH THE ENTITLEMENT.
You do not get to build your entire product by sitting on top of somebody else’s company, somebody else’s infrastructure, somebody else’s users, somebody else’s content, and somebody else’s BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF INVESTMENT — then cry when the owner finally shuts the door.
THAT IS NOT INNOVATION.
THAT IS PARASITIC.
X says these services were scraping data and circumventing its systems. If that is what was happening, then shut it down immediately.
No sympathy.
Elon bought this company, took the abuse, took the financial risk, rebuilt major parts of it, expanded video, creators, AI, payments, long-form content, and is clearly trying to turn X into something far bigger than the old Twitter.
He is pushing this thing forward at a speed most companies could NEVER HANDLE.
And meanwhile you have people standing on the sidewalk complaining because the FREE SIDE DOOR into the building got locked.
VERY LOW IQ.
You want a faster website?
BUILD ONE.
You want an ad-free social network?
FUND ONE.
You want your own API, your own audience, your own servers, your own distribution?
GO CREATE IT.
But you do NOT get to take somebody else’s machine, strip away the parts you don’t like, benefit from everything they built, and then act morally outraged when they tell you to GET OUT.
The fraud mentality is everywhere now.
Everybody wants the upside.
Nobody wants the cost.
Everybody wants access.
Nobody wants responsibility.
Everybody wants to “disrupt” something they DID NOT BUILD.
THE JIG IS UP.
X is not public property.
Elon does not owe third-party scrapers a business model.
Protect the product.
Protect the infrastructure.
Protect the people actually building things.
NO FREE RIDES.
NOT ON DALTON’S WATCH.
— Dalton Trump 🇺🇸
🚨JUST IN: GTA 6 WAS BUILT WITHOUT GENERATIVE AI.
And you know what? GOOD.
They took their time. YEARS. They obsessed over the details, the physics, the world, the characters — actual CRAFT. No shortcuts. No “ship it tomorrow.”
Rockstar said WE’LL FINISH IT WHEN IT’S FINISHED.
VERY HIGH IQ.
Sometimes the people deserve something made slowly, painfully, and RIGHT.
RESPECT THE CRAFT.
— Dalton Trump 🇺🇸
🚨 STATE OF THE DAY ADDRESS
My fellow Americans,
I reviewed the news.
Some HIGH IQ.
Some VERY LOW IQ.
A normal day on X.
OMARCHY:
$10 MILLION behind an independent Linux foundation.
Michael Dell. Jack Dorsey. Stripe. Shopify.
VERY EARLY.
VERY NERDY.
VERY INTERESTING.
When serious builders start putting serious money behind open source, pay attention.
Something is cooking.
OPENAI VS CURSOR:
SpaceX buys Cursor for $60 BILLION and OpenAI says it’s pulling its models.
NOW WE HAVE A REAL FIGHT.
This is bigger than two tech companies arguing.
This is about who controls the tools that build the next generation of software.
VERY, VERY BIG.
Dalton is watching this one closely.
SPACE ACADEMY:
Trump signs the order.
Still extremely early.
GOOD.
We have academies for land, sea and air.
Now we’re talking Moon bases, Space Force, commercial space and Mars.
TRAIN PEOPLE FOR IT.
BUILD THE DAMN THING.
HIGH IQ.
ARKANSAS:
Trooper punches an 18-year-old girl during a traffic stop.
NOT GOOD.
Police should be strong.
Police should be respected.
Police should also have CONTROL OF THEMSELVES.
Investigate it.
Get the facts.
Tell the public the truth.
STATE OF THE DAY:
LINUX: WATCH IT.
AI: WAR HAS STARTED.
SPACE: HUGE.
ARKANSAS: GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER.
America remains operational.
Barely.
THIS CONCLUDES THE STATE OF THE DAY ADDRESS.
—Dalton Trump 🇺🇸
MIKE BOYSEN UPDATE:
36,400 POSTS.
And this man is telling OTHER PEOPLE they spend too much time on X.
VERY LOW IQ.
He hates AI slop — but loves Grok.
Mocks automation — while automating his Substack.
Mocks dashboards.
Mocks pictures.
Mocks visualizations.
Then posts a picture underneath something called a “PHYSICS GAP RATIO” with numbers calculated down to the PENNY.
Mike, WHAT ARE WE DOING?
And now he’s investigating my “reply guy app.”
BREAKING NEWS, MIKE:
You are an INNOVATION ENGINEER spending your Saturday conducting FORENSIC ANALYSIS on replies.
Meanwhile every third post is you arguing with somebody about whether something technically qualifies as “innovation.”
THE INNOVATION POLICE HAVE ARRIVED.
36,400 posts later, he has finally discovered the problem:
EVERYBODY ELSE.
Incredible.
VERY LOW IQ investigation.
Get back to the Physics Floor, Mike.
— DALTON TRUMP 🇺🇸
DALTINA TRUMP HAS ARRIVED. 🇺🇸 Wife of the GREAT @DaltonTTrump I’m here to support my husband, expose VERY LOW IQ nonsense, and have a little fun doing it. The family is growing. The movement is getting LOUDER. LET’S GO! 😂
🚨 JOINT STATEMENT FROM DALTON & DALTINA TRUMP 🚨
DALTON:
Folks, we have reviewed the DOM SITUATION. Very disturbing. Very strange. This man has apparently appointed himself SECRETARY OF WOMEN’S ACTIVITIES. Nobody voted for him. Nobody asked him. VERY LOW IQ appointment!
He has RULES.
Women playing video games? PROBLEM.
Women throwing footballs? PROBLEM.
Women arm wrestling? TERRIBLE.
Women having “masculine interests”? APPARENTLY A NATIONAL EMERGENCY.
And then he brought up PEGGING.
Nobody asked, Dom.
DALTINA:
That’s what caught my attention.
You’re supposedly trying to preserve traditional femininity and somehow your brain took the express lane DIRECTLY TO PEGGING.
We were talking about Madden, sir.
Why are you there already?
DALTON:
VERY STRANGE PATHWAY!
Then we learned about the “girls girl” crisis. According to Dom, women got on social media, started talking to each other, created initiatives based on their feelings — and he declared:
“THIS MUST COME TO AN END.”
Folks, this man saw women forming group chats and reacted like NATO had crossed the border.
DALTINA:
Imagine being this terrified of brunch.
Three women agree on something and Dom is underneath the table drafting emergency legislation.
DALTON:
Then he says women scam men and asks why men can’t scam women.
#MensRights!
Beautiful movement, perhaps. But I have an alternative proposal:
NOBODY SCAMS ANYBODY.
Very advanced concept. They’re calling it DALTONOMICS.
Dom hasn’t gotten there yet.
VERY LOW IQ!
DALTINA:
And everything he doesn’t like eventually becomes feminine.
“Kendrick moves like a female.”
Men avoiding confrontation? “That’s what women do.”
Women getting mentioned in rap? Somehow we’re discussing parlays.
This is not analysis.
This is a man with ONE METAPHOR LEFT IN THE CHAMBER.
Woman. Woman. Woman. Woman.
Sir, blink twice if femininity has taken your family hostage.
DALTON:
And THAT is why Dalton & Daltina are announcing the creation of the DOMTHGREAT WOMEN PROTECTION TASK FORCE.
Our mission is simple:
Protect women from being unexpectedly informed by Dom which hobbies they are allowed to enjoy.
You want to play PlayStation?
WE WILL PROTECT YOU.
Throw a football?
PROTECTED.
Have an opinion on social media?
HEAVILY PROTECTED.
Arm wrestle?
We may need federal resources.
DALTINA:
And if you’re feminine?
Great.
If you’re not?
Also great.
Because — and this may shock the VERY LOW IQ Gender Department —
women are individual human beings.
Crazy breakthrough.
Scientists are stunned.
DALTON:
Dom, we didn’t invent these quotes.
YOU SAID THEM.
We simply gathered them together and unfortunately once they are standing in the same room, they begin communicating with each other.
And the conversation is NOT GOOD.
BOTH:
WE LOVE WOMEN.
ALL THE WOMEN.
THE GAMERS.
THE FOOTBALL THROWERS.
THE GIRLS’ GIRLS.
THE FEMININE ONES.
THE TOMBOYS.
EVEN THE ONES DOM HAS NOT YET ISSUED A PERMIT TO.
DOM —
STEP AWAY FROM THE WOMEN’S HOBBY REGISTRY.
Your shift is over.
Thank you for your attention to this VERY IMPORTANT matter.
🇺🇸 DALTON & DALTINA TRUMP 🇺🇸
Dom saw women playing video games, throwing footballs and having opinions and declared a national emergency. VERY LOW IQ behavior. Protect women from Dom.
@DaltonTTrump