Drugstore Cowboy

Extremely Average iRacer.
#2/#36 for DDI Motorsports #44ever
Occasional raccoon in the garage for VRN.
Justifiably in a position I'd rather not be in.

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

I get to kick off my NASCAR Iracing Series race thread with a win this year! Two hundred laps and it came down to the very last one. 0.016 margin of victory. First time in Victory Lane with @dailydriversinc !

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

Real talk why does ChatGPT love that "1000 Ways to Die" font so much

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@BelRedDevils Americans rolling up to SoFi in Spain jerseys on Friday

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@WWEGP Cody wins, THEN Punk comes out and turns heel by blasting him with an elbow/giving him a lowblow the moment he steps in the ring without saying a word AKA one of like three stock heel turns they have nowadays.

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@mthieyung Seen so many rivalries go

1st match - Wrestlemania, straight up singles match, no extra booking, clean finish
2nd match - Backlash, rematch, but something happens (interference, heel turn, post-match attack)
3rd match - Extreme Rules/Cage/Cell stip match to end the feud

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@WrestleFeatures It's uncanny tbh

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@LeBatardShow @ZaslowShow @MichaelRyanRuiz It for sure ruined Drew vs Jacob tbh. It was pretty clear they were running out of time and had to rush to get their two big spots and the finish in before the broadcast switched from TV to the app, which meant Jacob sold that table spot to the outside for like five seconds lol

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@justixe26 StarChazz HallBoy

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@AlmotsGraps @shino_mayo Even funnier when you consider that he won it because the other three will be main roster after Wrestlemania

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@KnicksLoseAgain Him getting buried by a TNA fan calling into Byte This was the beginning of the end

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@HeartBreakCorb ARE YOOOU UGLY
A LIAAAAR LIKE ME

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@SoDuTw They look like they're from an Eric Young TNA faction lmao

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@KensethFan17_20 "Thanks for taking me out boys, but don't tell the waitress it's my birthday alright?"

Me and bro knowing the entire staff at this Chili's is about to bust out that kitchen door hootin and hollerin any second:

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@NBinted It's always so funny to me that "Cookiepuss" and "Your arms are just too short to box with God" are from the same promo battle, within minutes of eachother.

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@BackupHangman No because what do you mean "Give it Away" by Red Hot Chili Peppers was getting radio play when Undertaker beat Hogan for the WWF title

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@imdemaurien00 When I saw that pic of Waller I was like "oh it's his long pants Carlito moment" then I saw who made the tweet you posted

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@Bandit161_ One Mystery After Another

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@AJFatal Or he's an egotistical heel and the intended read is "I see myself as basically the same as this legend you marks love with a body of work twice as long as I've even been alive."

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@FadeAwayMedia Prime candidate for a "wrestlers you forgot had submission finishers" list in five years

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@MichaelSFNR1 Sami Zayn was a comedy jobber for Johnny Knoxville at Wrestlemania 38 and look where he ended up just a year later. Plenty of roads to the top for her, given some time and the right story.

[Drugstore Cowboy @DaltonGSG]

@BANbantam That and the clip of him and Samoa Joe beating the piss out of eachother