DP 🚑💨

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

MAGA's,

I want to make this perfectly clear.

I voted for Kamala Harris.

But she lost.

Your guy won.

I will not be trying to join the "winning team" and become friendly to this abomination known as MAGA.

No, I will be checking the cost of eggs. Daily.

The cost of gas. Daily.

The cost of housing. Daily.

Automobiles. Daily. Rent. Daily. Food. Daily. The situation at the border. Daily.

As the Lord is my witness, you BETTER have the price of everything down with ZERO excuses.

The border better be shut as a motherplucka.

You taunted us for FOUR YEARS saying Biden sucks and your guy can fix everything.

So do it.

Or I will drag your MAGA asses across the galaxy and to Orions Belt and back.

The level of mockery I will put you through if Trump doesn't accomplish exactly at least 90% what he promised will be historical.

You have been put notice.

Not get the fuck out of my Ted talk.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

My wife and I hate Trump but as Christians we’re praying for him in church today.

Dear Lord, we pray for this mf to lose by a landslide and disappear from our lives forever. Amen!🙏

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

To be clear I judge all Trump supporters. I don’t care what excuse you give for voting for him.

[DP 🚑💨 @DaltonPullen]

"I grew up in a poor middle class family"

"I then grew up, made a life for myself, and can buy the things I want to buy."

Fix it you dumb cunt.

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

“I grew up in a middle class family…. Mmkay?”

“I also wear $70,000 Tiffany necklaces to the open southern border…. Mmmkay!”

[liz 🦋 @AstoundingSwift]

“i took a bullet to the head” i bleed more on my period than your fucking ear bitch

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

That man really did 16 months for molesting Drake Bell and got a job with Disney right after that. Man fuck yall bro

[The Iowa Hawkeyes @TheIowaHawkeyes]

An incredible run for an incredible team.

Help us welcome @IowaWBB back to Iowa City on Monday. 

The Hawkeyes will arrive at Coralville’s Iowa River Landing at approximately 1:45 pm CT.

Details on a formal celebration to honor the team will be forthcoming.

[DP 🚑💨 @DaltonPullen]

They seriously had decades to fix their water issue. 🤷‍♂️

[Arkansas Worker @ArkansasWorker]

USA to Ukraine: "here's $8,000,000,000"

USA to Israel: "here's $3,3000,000,000"

USA to Taiwan: "here's $1,000,000,000"

USA to Mississippi: "don't drink the water"

[Arkansas Worker @ArkansasWorker]

USA to Ukraine: "here's $8,000,000,000"

USA to Israel: "here's $3,3000,000,000"

USA to Taiwan: "here's $1,000,000,000"

USA to Mississippi: "don't drink the water"

[DP 🚑💨 @DaltonPullen]

100%. Fucking sick and tired of hearing "back in 2016...." or "if Trump was still in office..." Move the fuck on.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Just gonna ask it: Are white people sick and tired of other white peoples (Trump supporters) stupid bullshit?

[DP 🚑💨 @DaltonPullen]

And people want Republicans to run the house 😳

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

BREAKING: The House passes the bill to codify same-sex marriage by a vote of 267-157.

All 157 NO votes were Republicans.

[DP 🚑💨 @DaltonPullen]

@CloydRivers Could be worse 🤷‍♂️

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Facts.

Biden takes office. Unemployment rate: 6.3%.
Today: 4.2%.

Biden takes office: DJIA: ~ 30,800.
Today: ~ 34,600.

Economic growth looks to be >6% in 2021.

[DP 🚑💨 @DaltonPullen]

#cheifskingdom