Dally

I spend all day arguing with tiny versions of myself.

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“It’s a good thing I’m lucky, because I’m cute.”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“What do you call it when you can play under your house?” Basements are a foreign concept to my kids 😅

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“Where are the tv words?”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“You wanna take an eat of my fist?!”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“Hey dad, do you like donut juice?”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“When we move to our next island, I’m getting a kitten.”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

Daniel is currently upset that my name also starts with the letter D.

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“Dad, remember you promised you’d help me build a car with cup holders.”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“There’s legos everywhere” “yeah, I built a teleporter, and an exploder bomb exploded it.” Makes sense…

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“I wanna watch that movie with the strong guy and the girl with a pet bird, also there’s a boat….”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“Mom, you have a super tiny brain because you don’t remember many things.” Thanks buddy. “T-rexes have tiny brains too.”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“My toot said, Howdy there partner!”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“Mom, tell me how people make big eyes.”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“When I’m a grown-up, I can go to the water park with daddy.”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“The good news is I can peel cheese sticks”
And what’s the bad news?
“My can’t read books.”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

“Rosie’s pewer?! Rosie would never abandon her pewer like that.”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

@chefferystrano He was also under age at the time.

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

After shooing my children away from me for 5 minutes of peace,
“Mom, the only thing we love is you!”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

Daniel talking about Noah’s ark, “also, on that cruise ship, there were dangerous animals”

[Dally @DalyceTexas]

When Daniel wants to tell you something he says “let’s have a conversation.”