Daly Simpson

just a great figure eight or a tiny infinity?

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@ThePerezHilton HELP MY BFF MEET @taylorswift13 AT @FedExField

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@FedExField MY GIRL @ErinnMcConville NEEDS TO MEET HER IDOL @taylorswift13 TONIGHT PLEASEEEEEE

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Help my bfffff @ErinnMcConville meet her bffffff @taylorswift13

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@TheMorninBreath HELP MY GIRL GO BACKSTAGE @ErinnMcConville @taylorswift13

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@girlwithnojob it’s my girlfriends bachelorette and we’re trying to meet @taylorswift13 HELP!!! Love a toaster 💕

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It’s @ErinnMcConville’s bachelorette party at the @taylorswift13 concert!!! We’re your #1 fans Taylor!!!!!

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Guys I'm still so mad. She picked a label and a ring over true love. Also your ring is heinous. So what does that say about your choices

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I haven't tweeted in years and I'm coming out from under my rock to express my OUTRAGE with #TheBachelorette. Team Peter forever 💕💕

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"I belong at 8th grade dances" -@karrot__top

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@Gary_Bertier I have the biggest crush on @bengleib 😍

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@bengleib is afraid of belly buttons

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@bengleib oh Gleib, your gleib is showing again

[VP Biden (Archived) @VP44]

Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.

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@kathickey @Maggie_Simp believe it or not they go all the time. This time I received a photo of dad drinking with my friend Nick looool

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Can we talk about how not a single scenario at Alanis mentions is actually ironic?

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Poor Gov O'Malley must feel so awk third wheeling the Hillary & Bernie show

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Mommy's commentary is the best part of #TheBachelor. In reference to Lace: "Doesn't he know she's a drunk dominatrix?!"

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If I were Ben I'd be pissed that abc screwed me over with all these crazies #TheBachelor

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@katebarbin IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HELLOOO

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7 years later and still get chills listening to this man speak