🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢

Adult Female. Dark Romance Author. Brat.

You don't need to return the favor if I follow you. I'm an acquired taste.

‼️🔞 Minors, respectfully, Fuck off! 🔞‼️

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

@Itsletters_

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

@spydermonkey454 😘

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

If Canada has a housing crisis, why don’t they build houses within the red circle?

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

This movie had so much eye candy in it. 😍

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Sonya Blade vs. Kano fight in MORTAL KOMBAT (1995) remains one of the film’s most satisfying showdowns. A faithful adaptation of their video game rivalry, capped off by one of the movie’s most memorable finishing moves.

[alina🖤🌹 @ClaimedbyNegan]

Whatever turning 60 did to Jeffrey Dean Morgan needs to be studied.

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

@Peakanime0 That sword would've gone straight up their urethrae.

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

I really wish they'd included Kakihara's usage of extreme genital mutilation to punish his incompetent underlings in the film adaptation.

[🖤🥀𝔘𝔯 𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔇𝔬𝔭𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢🥀🖤 @MarieJuana6985]

😏

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

@100Myless

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

@spydermonkey454

[Gun Fanatics @gunfanatics1]

You can only choose one to defend yourself. What’s your pick?

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

@spydermonkey454 Dude, most 20-year-olds couldn't keep up with your ass—mine either, for that matter. 😘

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

@spydermonkey454 Well...you will be 40 next year. Best to start making preparations now. Just keep in mind...it's not a "nursing home"; it's a retirement community!

*That's a Sopranos reference, btw. I know your memory is slipping with old age, so I thought I'd remind you. 😘

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

@spydermonkey454 You have family all over this country, and yet you picked FL as your destination when you finally decided to migrate to America?

Dude...you could've gone to Maine! All that beautiful snow. 😭

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

@spydermonkey454 🤣

[Matt Devitt @MattDevittWX]

Accurate

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

@spydermonkey454 Why? You'll still eat my ass even without them. 😝

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

@spydermonkey454 🤣

[Sensual_Dom @Dom_desires]

You are my property.

~SD🖤

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

I hate having the perfect retort to something—only to refrain from posting it because I'm not familiar enough with the account I wish to engage with to know whether they permit the kind of sordid filth on their pages that usually spews forth from my flagitious grey matter. 😭

[🪢🐇 Briar Blackthorn 🐇🪢 @DamageMeDarling]

@CountDraculaDB I masturbated to August Underground's Mordum.