Dame Hazelbark

Ancient defender of the wilds. Stay off my lawn.

(Parody account unaffiliated with Blizzard)

[Dame Hazelbark @DameHazelbark]

@HS_Orange Dearie, Orange's are always at fault for decks like these. They do not appear in the lands of my holiness however!

All players that appear with my skin will not queue into whatever the hell that is!

[Dame Hazelbark @DameHazelbark]

@Cheesemong3r Don't you think cheese would go perfect alongside a roasted bird, Cheesemonger. I certainly enjoy roasting birds that foul on my lands and eating them for supper!

[Dame Hazelbark @DameHazelbark]

I heard that @languagehacker_ was not a fan of the wonderful tree.

My dearie, I am the foundation of this wonderful Earth. Do not destroy the lands.

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@kittypaw_hs @ben_heathstone @ESheepCity Dearie, there is nothing cursed about this wonderful tree.

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@GeosculptorYip My dear Yip, you may have all the time you require within my lawn. Please leave it remaining as beautiful as it currently is.

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You shouldn't wake the trees, child.

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@hs_Pasca @ben_heathstone @ESheepCity Oh my dear, everyone would love to become me. But I am the only one.

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@ben_heathstone @DrBo0m Hello, dear.