Debbie Mudd

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

If you need me, I’ll be in Cuba listening to the song “Havana” on repeat, pretending to smoke cigars and hanging with two of the sweetest señoritas around... 🇨🇺🌴☀️

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

If this is the LIVE premiere of #TheBachelor, why do I feel so dead inside?

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

The most dramamine rose ceremony ever! 🥀 #TheBachelor

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

It has recently come to my attention that I don’t know where I live. 🙃 If you’re sending me a Christmas card or a glitter bomb or a 12 days of cocoa, I live on Washington Street not Avenue. That’s ALSO how I ended... https://t.co/29Ipufk38K

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

Dear everyone: I’m coming into Chicago for five fun-filled days starting TOMORROW, and if you think I’m leaving without day-drinking, dancing, brunching, bar-hopping, coffee-talking with you, you’re VERY WRONG.

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

You know it’s hot out when you see a guy wearing swim trunks TO WORK. ☀️😳☀️ In other news: if someone could come up with a different way to say “male bathing suit”, that would be greeeeeat.

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

Do you love the taste of plastic with just a hint of carrot juice? Then try @CiboExpress!#LaGuardiaYourHealth #ItWasOnlyLike$18

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

Uh, CELLO, handsome man down front. Royally excited about this musician! #RoyalWedding2018

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

Exciting development: someone is in the running to becoming Debbie Mudd’s new 2018 work crush.

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

When Cortney Mudd Rowin & I went to Arizona and became "mountainaires". 🌄🌵💕

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

Two weeks away from seeing this li'l gypsy queen at #SalaRita2017. 🍾💕👰🏼 Let the countdown begin!

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

When you still don't have protective eyewear but want to say you saw it... 😎#Eclipse2017 #SolarEclipse2017

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

Celebrating Summer the only way we know how--by systematically cutting off our jeans and turning them into... https://t.co/fM7WNs9Cc9

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

Dearest @BillMurray, wanna use our extra Cubs' ticket for tmrw's game/10th row? We'll buy you nachos then leave you alone. 🐻💙 Please advise.

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

If you like walking around in an Anthropologie catalog, sound healing tents, extravagant meals in the jungle,... https://t.co/1sX5yZjdUg

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

I can't remember...am I supposed to do laundry OR burn all my belongings after a beach #vacation?

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

TICKLE MONSTER MADE IT?! 😳 #TheBachelorette

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

If Lucas stays and Adam Jr. leaves I'll know this whole thing is rigged. 🌹#TheBachlorette

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

Thanks for the update, @AmericanAir! Too bad the flight really left at 12:10 w/o me on it. Maybe save these for April Fool's Day next time.

[Debbie Mudd @DameMudd]

Sometimes you make great decisions & sometimes you throw a "21st" bday party for your dog: https://t.co/4CYH5XdeCL