DameOffensive

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To celebrate the fact that #ghorstisworst I have created new merch for a completely unrelated character: Herman Morst.

Grab your sad, angry undead guy beach towel today!
https://t.co/Rv1Vv3kdU0

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I'm out of town and I miss my cats ]= all I have is pictures. Can someone make the pictures purr?

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Milly has a new favorite spot!

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Jeez, get a room

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Hmmmm where could Milton be?

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What is Bruce thinking?

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Who ordered the cat loaf?

https://t.co/gfsXPXrUE2

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Ugh. Why'd you only get boy cats?

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Since Twitter is imploding and this used to be a gaming-related account, I've made an Instagram for the cats! https://t.co/othIUJnbMO

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I think she forgives me for syringe feeding. Even though it's weird in the moment, it does give her yums in her tums

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Everybody could use a lesson on chill from Milton. My boy is Captain Cool.

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There are two food bowls...

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Everybody's trying to figure out what Mr. Offensive is doing just out of frame... What do YOU think it is?

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@DahvPlays These were my exact words when I saw this too lol

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Hmmmm might have to stream this. Plus I have another cat to show you guys!

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One day Bruce will appreciate how much Yams loves her

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@MrMoJo44862873 Oh yeah she's not happy with him but they'll both learn to respect each other

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Bruce and Yams are chilling together already. So excited for everyone to get along!

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Me! No, me! Good thing the boys like sharing because they're not good at taking turns

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So now we're advertising ad space? What a world. At least I know it's officially Amazon Ads and not Randomazon Ads. Got to send my money to the right place...

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That's my boy! He's still got some recovery to go but he's happily reunited with ARN alumnus, Milton!

Here's a picture of Maëlan blepping

[Montreal Animal Rescue Network- no kill 🐈 shelter @MtlARN]

Maëlan? Adopted!! ✨

This gorgeous @JortsTheCat lookalike was abandoned on our doorstep in July during a heat wave. He received better care from us than from his previous owners, had his teeth fixed, and kidneys treated and was neutered. Now he’s off to bless his forever home 🤗