40 Year Old Roommates

Under: The Influencers. Can eat a triple #baconator in 13 seconds.

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

Rubric for differentiating tweets between Nick & Max:
max, under no circumstances, will capitalize. ex: when games of thrones is over, i will be sad.
Nick will capitalize. Ex: The Dallas Cowboys stink.

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@sam_of_legend @barstoolsports Simple explanation, undergrads are on spring break. Mostly post grad

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@TheSavBananas should do a collab with Sauvignon Blanc. Savvy B x Savvy B Night @kimcrawfordwine

[MLB @MLB]

Happy birthday to Hall of Famer Adrian Beltré 🥳

Repost and like for a chance to win this autographed card.

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@Alonzo300 Booooo

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@CaseyRosenfeld Also, gotta leave yourself a loophole

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

I don’t tweet. I’m never watching Dallas Mavericks baseball ever in my life again

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@CaseyRosenfeld I was drunk, ok?

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@_feelups Ryan. Or whatever your name is if you are trying to be discreet. I have no will to live and I’m telling my grandmother to sell her season tickets of 30 years

[MLB @MLB]

Happy 78th birthday to the Ryan Express 🚂

To help celebrate Nolan Ryan's birthday, we are giving away this awesome autographed card! Repost for your chance to win.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

BEAST GAME EPISODE 3 IS OUT NOW!

To celebrate, I'm giving away $100,000 total to 10 random people who like and retweet this post!

Go watch it here: https://t.co/Yntf9E7FTN

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@b_dechambeau Tony room

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@avl_mike

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@BIGKRIT MULTI TILL THE SUN DIE

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@BIGKRIT Shine on, Talking Bout Nothin, King Without a Crown, Serve this Royalty

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Big Game Nate is a go for Opening Night.

Repost for a chance to win this Eovaldi signed baseball!

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@JoshMoulton Galway Bay!

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@JasonOverstreet @jonmachota Credit to @KiDCuDi

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@hEwfboy_23 @MicahhParsons11 Prove it

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

Would love to go to a game for the first time! @MicahhParsons11

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Giving away 4 tickets on thanksgiving because I’m thankful for those who support the Dallas Cowboys and I ! Like and quote tweet if you have never been to a Dallas Cowboys game!

[40 Year Old Roommates @DamenDads]

@fraymay Go Rangers